9/11. The assassination of JFK. These were defining moments when the world as we knew it changed forever. Well, it’s happened again, except this time it’s serious.
Never let it be said that Hollywood A-listers lack moral fibre and courage. Alright… Linday Lohan is a mingy self-absorbed sloptart, and yes, David Duchovny is an obsessive, quivering pud puller. That much we’ll give you.
That being said, we at hecklerspray feel that it is our obligation, even, yes, our duty to acknowledge the sheer audacity and scope of celebrity courage when we see it. And we certainly see it in Angelina Jolie.
Angelina Jolie sure is gutsy – in fact, her cahones are so freakin’ enormous they could roll over a monster truck and still have enough momentum to crush the souls of, say, Billy Bob Thornton, Jennifer Aniston and nutty daddy John Voight.
Yeah, with clackers that size, it should come as no surprise then that Jolie would once again demonstrate her awesome powers of raw courage by, er, wearing some clothes backwards at the SAG awards.
It did take some time before the press finally realized just what had occurred. Upon close examination of the photos, it became horribly apparent that Jolie had in fact worn her stunning blue 2009 Max Azria dress backwards, and – get this – she intended to! Take that America, and your front-obsessed clothes-wearing ways! US Magazine reports:
Her stylist Jen Rade tells USmagazine.com Jolie purposefully turned around the dress — which was from Azria’s spring 2009 collection — to make it “more blouson.”
Attention Jennifer Aniston: you have our permission to wear skivvies over your head at this year’s Oscars ceremonies. Either that or weep uncontrollably at this very moment.
[story by McG]
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I love your image of choice for the Jolie related posts. Just chillin’ out on a large piece of meat, exactly as I imagine she does at home with the kids.
quivering pud puller?? You mean the same thing other men do?
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Wow! So he fits in with most men……..big deal.