There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she didn’t know what to do. So she let Angelina Jolie adopt them all and give them funny names and crazy haircuts.
Angelina Jolie has clearly got the adoption bug. She’s already adopted two kids, but she doesn’t plan to stop adopting until she has adopted every single living organism on Earth.
Angelina Jolie (DVDs) sure does love to adopt kids. She already has
four-year-old Maddox from Cambodia and nine-month-old Zahara from
Ethiopia. But is that enough for the Sky Captain And The World Of
Tomorrow star? You can bet your sweet ass it isn’t!
"Most of the night I just thought about how quickly I want to adopt
again. There are so many wonderful places. There are many
parts of Asia, Africa, South America, so sooner or later I’ll end up
everywhere, I’m sure."
Angelina
doesn’t just adopt kids for shits and giggles, though. She’s a UN
Goodwill Ambassador, so by taking care of refugee kids she’s saving the
world little by little. And now she’s the global poster-girl for
adoption.
Speaking at the Worldwide Orphans Foundation benefit in
Manhattan, Jolie expressed her hopes to build a paediatric AIDS centre
in Ethiopia with Dr Jane Aronson, as well as stating to her plans to
adopt a bunch more children:
"It’s a very special thing. There’s something about making a choice, waking up
and travelling somewhere and finding your family."
So expect the Angelina and Brag multicoloured adopto-bus to swing round your way in the very near future.
Read more:
Jolie Said Wants To Adopt Another Child – ABC
[story by Stuart Heritage]
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She can adopt me if she wants.
Me too.
..don’t worry. sounds like she intends to adopt us all!
AJ – I expect to be breastfed for the first two years – because that’s most healthy for me.
I figure in that time, she’ll be clear of her latest hubby and then I’ve got all that maternal instinct in my favor.
Huzzah.
There’s no way I’d want adopting by Angelina Jolie. I find her throughly unattractive and I simply don’t see what the fuss is about. She leaves me totally cold, with her big rubber lips and her weird slanty eyes.
These poor kids, they need someone who’ll look after them all day and give them the attention they deserve (you see, I do have a heart), not someone who’s swanning off to Hollywood film shoots or off bonking the most highly paid celebrity they can get their filthy mitts on. Paaah!
She does what most Hollywood women should have – a heart of gold; no wonder Brad adores her.