It must be tough being a refugee.

Having to flee your war-torn home country, not knowing whether you’ll be able to eat for days or even weeks, unsure of where you and your children will be sleeping night after night – it sounds like a terrible existence. You know what would make it better, though? Realising that the nice lady from Mr. And Mrs. Smith is thinking about you.

Oh, yes – Angelina Jolie has jetted out to Syria to chat with a load of Iraqi refugees. Quite how the downtrodden hordes took to meeting the U.N’s ‘goodwill ambassador’ has yet to be confirmed – although possibly something along the lines of “Stop playing up the self-harm thing, it’s boring now,” “Tomb Raider really was rubbish, you know,” or maybe “‘goodwill’ won’t feed my fucking children, you useless Hollywood twatbasket.”