On Monday, Angelina Jolie chose to take the time out to take a picture with a fan. After which the fan reportedly turned around and dropped her drawers, completely exposing her fuzzy buttocks. 

Angelina Jolie
seemed a bit embarrassed by the whole thing, but – after likely waving
off the gaseous haze and taking a closer look – right there, next to a
gigantic pimple, was Jolie’s own face firmly inked under the skin. At
this point the embarrassment is reported to have ended with a chuckle,
and Jolie herself took a picture of the fan’s rear end with her camera
phone. The two then parted ways amiably.

So a crazed fan showed Angelina Jolie (DVDs) her nethers, and thereon lied the ultimate sign
of celebrity status – a gigantic tattoo of Ang herself firmly imprinted
on a buttcheek! And on the other was a crossed out tattooed face of Billy Bob Thornton!

OK, the Billy Bob part’s pure fallacy, but the other stuff is so true you could scream it from the pulpit.

You guys want a gross thought? Imagine for a second if that tattoo of Angelina Jolie’s face was stretched onto both cheeks, and the mouth was… well, you know what we’re getting at. Let’s just say it’d look like homegirl was throwing up mars bars on a pretty regular basis.

For those of you wondering, “homegirl” is still very acceptable term in the vernacular of youth today. We know because some kid told us so on the bus this morning, and he probably worked in a record store.

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Angelina Jolie’s cheeky tattoo shock – Femalefirst 

[story by Shawn Lindseth]