Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston To Fight To The Death For Charity

By Stuart Heritage on Wednesday, February 13, 2008 at 7:00pm7 Comments


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Angelina Jolie Jennifer Aniston Brad Pitt Meeting CharityBrad Pitt ditched Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie quite some time ago now, and you'd think that the three of them would be starting to think about bygones.

Not a flipping chance. In fact, if current reports are to be believed, Jennifer Aniston is still quite miserable about the whole shebang and blames Angelina Jolie for ruining her entire life.

Which should make for a fun evening on February 23, because that's when all three of them are going to host a charity event in Beverly Hills together. Let's hope it's a charity auction, because they could make a fortune flogging off the clumps of hair and flesh that Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie will invariably claw off each other about three seconds after clapping eyes on each other.

Here's some friendly advice – don't go out next Saturday night. Stay in. In fact, turn off your gas and electricity at the mains, shut your windows and sit under a table, because there's a chance that the screams of "You BITCH! You stole my husband and RUINED MY LIFE!" coming from Beverly Hills will be loud enough to actually knock aircraft out of the sky.

Because next Saturday Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston will meet for the first time since Brad Pitt ran away with Angelina while he was married to Aniston.

It's a tricky situation that we've all been in at one point or another – bumping into an ex when they're with their new partner. And this is the situation that Jennifer Aniston will find herself in on February 23 when she'll co-host a charity event with Brad and Angelina. But Jennifer's situation is slightly different to yours, because when you split up with your last partner you didn't spend six months snivelling about it on Oprah and your partner's new girlfriend wasn't pregnant with twins when you met. 

And, importantly, OK! magazine hadn't made the scheduled meeting its cover story 10 days before it actually happened. Which it has with Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. OK! reports:

“It's been three years since they split," one pal of Jen Aniston reveals to OK! about the actress' divorce from Brad Pitt. "But she's still so far from getting over him, it's tragic.” And on Feb. 23, when Jen, Brad and the woman he left her for,  Angelina Jolie, will all take part in hosting a charity event at the Beverly Hills Hotel, the tension in the room will most certainly be palpable. Sources tell OK! the former Friends star is now gearing up for the moment she'll have to say hello to Angelina or, as she chooses to put it, "that person who ruined my life."

It's bound to be a hard moment for Jennifer Aniston – losing the world's most desirable man must be hard enough to bear, but having to try and maintain a friendly smile in front of him and his new girlfriend because you know that the entire world is waiting for you to crack and go apeshit must be nearly impossible.

But it's important that Jennifer Aniston remembers that she's a clever, attractive women in her own right and that she can totally hold her own in front of Angelina Jolie when they meet. After all, Aniston hasn't exactly been unlucky in love herself lately. Can Angelina Jolie say that she's slept with the funny-looking fat bloke from Fred Claus? No.

No she can't.

Read more:

Cover Story: Angelina's Joy Is Jen's Pain – OK 

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