It’s beginning to seem like everything Angelina Jolie does turns to magic – except Sky Captain And World Of Tomorrow, obviously, she’s not a sodding wizard; but just look at what happened when Angelina Jolie got on a train.

For most of us train journeys are long, often-delayed slogs where you basically pay too much money to sit on chewing gum-covered seats and watch middle-aged men slowly dribble down the lapels of their suits in their sleep, but when Angelina Jolie got on a train in Mumbai recently all hell broke loose to such an extent that we’re beginning to question whether Indian commuters have ever even seen a blacked-up actress pretend to be a journalist’s widow while a small army of bodyguards try and block her from everyone’s view before.