When it comes to secretive relationship behaviour, hecklerspray is up there with the best of them. For instance, our two-year marriage to Shakira is a secret to everybody, even – thanks to a heady cocktail of chloroform and Rohypnol – Shakira herself.

But that pales into insignificance next to the ultra-secretive movements of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Seriously, if it wasn’t for all the photo-shoots, global disruption and baby-having they did together, we wouldn’t even suspect that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were a couple at all. But now – for a reason that just so happens to coincide with the release of her new movie – Angelina Jolie has decided to spill the beans about her and Brad in an interview with Vogue. By ‘spill the beans’ we obviously mean ‘rub Jennifer Aniston’s dirty nose in it the second she becomes single and vulnerable again’, but you knew that, didn’t you.