So it's official. Angelina Jolie has now fully adopted the three-year-old Vietnamese boy she was after, greeting him with a hug and a kiss – no doubt marking the first of many sexually confused moments the boy will have around his new mother.
Yesterday Vietnamese officials granted Angelina Jolie's wish to adopt the boy – who Angelina has bewilderingly named named Pax Thien Jolie – before an official ceremony took place to mark the boy's legal adoption. And now Pax Thien Jolie's life is about to change dramatically, because when it comes to being constantly dragged around the globe all the time while you're trailed by hoards of men all screaming and flashing lights in your eyes until you're completely disorientated, there's really no better mother than Angelina Jolie.
Yesterday we reported that the Vietnamese government was speeding up Angelina Jolie's adoption of the three-year-old boy that she decided would make a better keepsake of her Thanksgiving jaunt to Vietnam than, say, a T-shirt with the words 'I Like Vietnam' on it. What we didn't know was that 'speeding up' meant that Angelina Jolie would be handed her new adopted child almost instantly. CNN reports:
Nguyen Van Trung, director of the orphanage, confirmed Thursday that Vietnamese officials had approved the adoption. Jolie was expected to meet with U.S. consular officials, who must review the adoption before a passport can be issued for the boy… "This morning he woke up at 6, just like all the children," Trung said. "He put on new clothes, and he was very excited." Trung said the child at first seemed shy with his mother-to-be, he said. When Jolie and the boy left, the orphanage staff and children gave them a round of applause… The same vehicle later arrived at the Department of Justice in Ho Chi Minh City, where Vietnamese adoption officials said a ceremony was conducted at which Jolie officially took possession of the child.
It's not big shock that Angelina Jolie has adopted little Pax Thien Jolie from Vietnam – Angelina filed for adoption last week – but the speed in which the adoption has been pushed through has surprised many. Maybe Angelina Jolie wanted a quick adoption to avoid looking like an adoption moron like Madonna, or maybe she just wanted to get home sharpish to paint her face black again. Nobody really knows for sure.
But now that Angelina Jolie has adopted Pax Thien Jolie from Vietnam – Brad Pitt was left out of the adoption process due to the dim view taken of unmarried couples by Vietnamese officials – Pax can now now get on with the important business of getting to know Angelina Jolie's family, from Graham Norton annoyer Maddox from Cambodia to little Zahara from Ethiopia to Shiloh Nouvel from inside Angelina Jolie's own guts and sort of Namibia a bit.
So what can Pax Thien Jolie – presumably given that name because it's so easy to pronounce that not even Pax's estranged adopted grandfather John Voight can fuck it up – expect from his new life as part of Angelina Jolie's beautiful family? Of course its too early to say yet, but we imagine it won't be long before Pax Thien Jolie is getting football training from David Beckham and helping confused boutiques sell out of baby clothes before being loving recreated in the medium of some wax.
And if that's what Pax Thien Jolie has got lined up, what about the future for Angelina Jolie? Well, in addition to promoting her movie about beating up Indians, it can only be a matter of months before Angelina Jolie decides to inevitably adopt again. People of New Orleans – lock your kids up now.
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Carolina says
Pax? Now that’s either short for Paxman or Paxo. Angelina clearly either likes hardline political interviewers or stuffing…
Shiver says
As much as i dislike the “name”, I do know the meaning…Pax is Latin for “Peace” and “Thien” is Vietnamese for “Sky.” -rolls eyes-
xotiko says
Thien actually means ‘heaven’ in vietnamese.
Elen says
Well, don’t see how can be cosidered a bad thing someon adpting a child who would just live with no expectations or dreams in a orphanage for the rest of his life. If I could, I would do the same.
sk8rgurl says
I don’t blame that kid for crying when he met her…she looks scary as all get out to me too.
stop your badmouthing says
It’s a great thing to adopt an orphan who needs a good family and brighter future. Angelina sure will be the best mom for her role. You people should stop insulting her just because you are jealous about her! Pitty on you all and the person who wrote the article above. You should be educated a little more than what you can spell in your slang style of language. For a moment, I don’t think you can be compared to Pax, a 3 year old who’d probably understand the difference between good language and bad language. And if you are a mature person, then you should be ashame of yourself. Pax means peace, Thien means sky, his original name Pham Quang Sang means brightening or intelligent and it means life full of brightness. So combine with his new name sure make a lot of sense. AFter all, life without parents, and families in an orphanage cannot be compared to having a “peaceful” life afterall. That’s a short notion/explanation for those of you who just couldn’t hold your jealous appetite to your selfish selves. Talk about scariness…, there’s no one out there more scary than the ones giving compliments and negative insults to Angelina and the little boy in this article web page. Good luck getting others to listen to what you have to say idiots. You disgust me!!!
pattie says
the fun should start any minute. (i have been waiting for this moment.) cant wait for these kids to start fighting, just like all kids do. (“you are just a cambodian”…….etc.) cant wait!
jessica says
o need to know y she thinks it is good to adopt or if she ism just doing it for the hell of being a star no affence to angelina jolie i love her she is greata but y?
gir says
Sure, pattie, I mean who doesn’t take pleasure in racism among children? It’s the purest form of hatred known to man.