Is it day three of our Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds already? How time flies – it seems like it was just yesterday that we were joking saying that Angelina Jolie was going to adopt a little Welsh kid. It wasn't. It was the day before yesterday.
But day three of the Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds means we have to get serious. For the uninitiated, this week we're investigating which country Angelina Jolie will go to next to satisfy her weird compulsive urge to adopt every child that's ever been born. Why? So you can bet on it and get rich, perhaps using the winnings to build an airtight vault so you can lock your children away safe from Angelina Jolie's adopty hands. If you do choose to do that, remember – no airholes. Angelina Jolie is trained to detect carbon dioxide emitting from scared children.
So here are today's Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds – for Nigeria and Mexico – with help from Paddy Power…
Nigeria – Do a quick online search for Nigeria and you'll be in for a grim ride. Muslim students killing their teacher. Kidnapped foreign workers. Capital punishment. Looting. Widespread corruption. Poverty. These are things that happen every day in Nigeria, so you'd think that Angelina Jolie would be champing at the bit to rush over there and adopt a baby. We're not so sure though. Madonna's really done the whole 'African adoption' thing to death lately and, anyway, isn't Nigeria a bit – you know – obvious? Angelina Jolie likes to be different and cool, and maybe there's a suffering African country that's like Nigeria but a bit more – you know – boutique. Angelina Jolie would probably prefer to adopt someone from there. Current Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds – 10/1
Mexico – Now, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are famed for travelling the world, playing their magical flute to lure children out of caves and then stuffing them into a bag and adopting them. But sometimes you can just imagine that Angelina Jolie gets really tired of globetrotting. "Go to Vietnam to adopt a child?" we can imagine Angelina wailing into her clenched fists, "But Vietnam is effing MILES away!" Perhaps if this happens – Angelina Jolie feels the need to adopt a foreign baby by just feels a bit lazy generally – she could nip down to Mexico and grab a child there. It's not far to travel and, if Angelina has a net with a ling enough handle, she wouldn't even need to leave America. Current Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds – 8/1
Tomorrow – Philippines and Somalia! But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Angelina Jolie adoption betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
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i think strongly that angelina will go for a nigerian child. it has the best case conditions, ideal to her sentiments.
angelina my idol.she butiful and very funny women.i love angelina jolie
HI! ANGELINA YOU ARE THE BEST I LOVE YOU KISS MWA
hi i like your acting very much and specially tour lips. its very sexy
i like u.oh ya iam from indonesia.when yau are visit inonesia?
I hope you HS hacks feel ashamed of yourselves. If you still have that emotion left in your undoubtedly alcohol shriveled gyri.
angelina jolie isz one of da best actresses everr !
iilovee herr&&wuldd honetlyy qo qayy 4ha
sheszx liike 1 of da sexiiest woman everr.
ii admiree her beauty&&talent
&&she inspires mii 2b an actress
iiam ha numba 1 fan!
iiloveeeeeeeeeeee angelina jolie!
Angelina I love you so much. No one loves you like I do. I can die for you.
If you are adopting in Mexico, or Nigeria, or anywhere, please go ahead!
I melt when i see you in a movie.
hi she is beuti full ilove anjolin joli
Hi,angelina jolie,your my n0. idol because your so sexy and beautiful,your the no1,!and im your no.1 fans!,,
Angelina jolie is the nicest person i’ve ever mee in the academy awards……Your the best….. you may not remember me… but oh well…..you should adopt as many children as you want…and may god be with you
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printeso i love you
Looking on your picture you seems beautiful and surely
you will be most in reality.Impressing in taking interest
for SWAT peoples of Pakistan and helping them.
Your pretty!!!!!!!!! not
Wow jolie,you are so pretty and i like ur idea of adopting,i want you to adopt me too.am charbel opara from nigeria.hope you will reply.i’m so serious.
Hi!I think You are the best actrees in the world. And I like your beauty . Good kuck..
Abdulaziz Richard.
Hey i love your emotive for children, you are a ture mother keep it up.Tnks
i luv ur sexy figure esp lips wow
you are the best actress ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love your movies all of it.keep it up darling
and keep adopting children,dats great. love ya………….u can adopt me too eh lol
hi
i am hawkar from iraq.really angelina you’r hero i love u so much.
ure such a wonderful,talented,gorgeous woman,wife,mother.ure an angel,i love u
Gosh! i love this woman. She just gives me courage.
you know how to use your money.
Angelina,You super-women! I love you. Vera.
Angelina you are the best actress and beautiful woman in the world,I love you. Call me [phone number edited out because it would be very irresponsible to give it out, even if funny]
Angelina ju are sex .I Lov you .a nuk e le bret pitin e me mer mua.
Na ishin njer 3 cuna ne shkoll e donin me i ron me dor mirpo skishi ça te kujtonin qe tu ngriesh k… E thot njori kujtojm cupen e drejtorit se ajo esh yll.. yll..,e fillojn cup e drejtorit cup e drejtorit ,mirpo njoni del te dera e shf drejtorin e u thot po vjen drejtori fillojn qe te 3 drejtori drejtori drejtori…
u r very sexy anjelinaaaaa
I love u
Hie.. Angelina. I love you. I am a big fan of urz… You are the best actres in the world.. You are very sexy, gorgeous, nd beautiful woman in the world…
Hi…. i like you so much
i think that she is the most luscious women in the world ever!and people with small minds unhealthy and spirits that are of a loving nature such as hers and have to keep on being so so negative about any given thing that she does with or in her be it with her rainbow of a loving and ever growing family should mind thier own bloody bussiness and get own with own to me that says that they must lead a very dull and unfufilling boring life of thier own and dont anything better but to make judgement on others such as her .
she has had to work hard just like anyone to get to where she is to this present day and i commend her on everything that she has done thus far in and around her life time
i love her work both as an actress and the humaniterian i hope that she will go far and wide!!! and yes i am a very big fan of your’s and i hial from this little town of Rotorua in the the country that the refer to the the land of the long white cloud aka New Zealand i hope that one day in my life span that our spiritual or physical paths may meet some day here or over there.
as for the recociliation with her father i thimnhk that she should forgive yet not forget however hard it may be and one day hope to over come her fair of being as they say merely human after all we all are. You are beautiful! Strong!Free Spirited!Drop deade georgeous!and educated stay you and never change!
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