She’s a little bit ‘quirky’ that Angeline Jolie isn’t she? A bit ‘eccentric’? ‘Off-the-wall’?

Actually, no. She is ABSOLUTELY BLOODY CRACKERS.

During filming of the latest film-you-won’t-watch Salt, Jolie went home still wearing the latex man-suit her character has to don as a disguise to play a prank on her seven-year-old child! The NUTTER!

According to Teen America she said:

“I loved doing it, it was the weirdest feeling. I came in and said, ‘Somebody go get Mad, and tell him that there’s a man downstairs.’ And he came in and just like any seven year old, he was so almost bored, having to come meet this man, and he said, ‘Hi.’ I just put my hand out, and he said, ‘Hi’, trying to be really polite but really not interested. Then I said, in my own voice, ‘Hi honey.’ And he said, ‘Mom?’ And then I said, ‘I get so crazed,’ and he sat and watched me peel the whole thing off and laughed about it, but was definitely like, ‘Don’t do that again.’”

Yeah. “Don’t do that again”.

The loon also told PEOPLE TV that she can’t cope with the thought of her children growing up – “I’m not ready for them driving, dating. I’m not ready for any of it.”

Now, we’re not suggesting that she’ll cope with the anguish of her daughters dating by turning up to the date herself dressed in a latex man-suit and then peeling-off the mask Mission Impossible-style at the most vagina-drying moment possible saying “Hi Honey” just to make sure they’re so traumatised that they’ll never approach another man again on the off-chance he might actually be their crackpot mother.

We’re not suggesting that at all.

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