You wouldn’t want to be Anand Jon Alexander at the moment – not only has Anand Jon been charged with yet another 13 counts of rape, lewd acts on a child and false imprisonment, but his Spring 07 fashion collection is totally, like, so icky.

It’s another fall for Anand Jon Alexander – not so long ago Anand Jon was being tipped as one of the most potentially exciting fashion designers in America, but now he’s gained more fame as being that ultra creepy rapist guy with the twatty hair. These new charges mean that Anand Jon Alexander now faces life imprisonment if he’s found guilty, which would surely disappoint him hugely – not because of the usual glib ‘jail overalls are so 05’ remarks we usually throw out at this point, but because prison will probably be fairly free of young girls that Anand Jon can rape.