They tried to make Amy Winehouse go to rehab, she said “no no no” – but they tried to make Amy Winehouse do drugs with a hooker until she got in a fight with her husband and they left their hotel covered in blood, and she said “OK.”

You literally can’t open a newspaper today without seeing pictures of Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil staggering around outside a hotel looking like they’ve both gone 12 rounds with a particularly vicious tiger. And you’ll have read the claims saying that Amy Winehouse got in that state because Blake Fielder-Civil had been beating her up. But it appears that these claims couldn’t be further from the truth – Amy Winehouse herself has come forward to say that the reason she was pictured covered with blood is because she was trying to cut herself and do drugs with a prostitute and her husband told her not to. Which, we’re sure you can all agree, is much better.