And there we were thinking that ‘fine’ meant ‘doing well’ and not ‘taking enough drugs to almost kill yourself then slashing yourself with a razorblade in the presence of a hooker until your family voices its worry on the radio.’

But, hey, we must be in the wrong, because Amy Winehouse’s brother Alex has declared that his sister is fine and “not capable of doing anything awful.” Let’s all of us make a pact now – none of us should ever hire Amy Winehouse’s brother as a quality control officer. Not only is Amy Winehouse anything other than fine – we can’t decide if it was the overdose of cocaine, heroin, ketamine and ecstasy or the pictures of Amy Winehouse covered in blood after her husband caught her self-mutilating with a drug-taking prostitute that tipped us off – but Amy Winehouse is clearly very capable of doing something awful, as anyone who’s heard her cover version of that Zutons song will be able to attest.