Amy Winehouse In Ugly-Girl-On-Ugly-Girl Action
Then buzz it up
October 20th, 2006 at 11:30 by C J Davies
Hum an Amy Winehouse tune. Go on. No, scratch that - name one.
Nope. We can't either.
Despite her being the most bland/culturally anonymous pop 'star' this side of perma-postered nobody James Morrison, that doesn't stop hecklerspray paying attention when the horse-faced starlet gets into silly violent scrapes. What the hell - it beats hearing about how the Arctic Monkeys have won another mediocre award.
In fact, we're so shockingly ignorant about all things Amy Winehouse-related that we've only managed to ascertain three facts about her:
a) She has a name that sounds like a Scouser claiming ownership of a drink cellar (thanks to Karl Pilkington's Rockbusters for that one)
b) She's rubbish, and
c) She gets a bit lairy after the odd tipple…
Don't believe us? Don't really care much either? Bear with it anyway and listen to Amy Winehouse's shocking confession. At a gig at the Proud Gallery in London, she recounts how:
"This girl came up to me and said I was brilliant. Two seconds later, she turned to my boyfriend, pointed at me and said, 'She fucked up.' So I punched her right in the face - which she wasn't expecting, because girls don't do that. When I've been on the booze recently, it's turned me into a really nasty drunk."
Still. Amy Winehouse claims that - despite the fact that alcohol apparently turns her into a raging demon - it has helped her lose a few pounds:
"I drink a lot and sometimes forget to eat."
So there you have it kids. Amy Winehouse likes to fight a bit. Oh - and also goes hungry sometimes.
Slow news day, anyone?
Read More:
Amy Winehouse Punches Fan Then Boyfriend In Drunken Rage - Daily Mail
[story by C J Davies]
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April 1st, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Nice effort at being funny.
May 21st, 2007 at 4:09 pm
[...] she was a drunk, that she cancelled on us, that she has horrible teeth, and I even applauded her punching girls in the face and speaking her blunted brain in interviews. But GETTING HITCHED to former ex and supposed womanizer Blake Fielder-Civil (who?) after one month [...]
September 26th, 2007 at 10:29 pm
Ms. Winehouse’s songs are amazingly good in a time of bland, boring crap everywhere.
You sound a tad jealous.
Looks aside: She has a great voice. She won that award for a reason. It is sad that she’s such a F**cked up mess, but her talent is unquestionable. You say you can’t name her tunes which only shows you have no experience with her music. So why bag on it -
Have a listen then make some comments… here’s one thing to listen for… there’s so much pain in her voice that she is rivaled only by Billie Holiday and singers of that caliber.
May 1st, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Amy winehouse is a joke musically a substandard singer at best and a pathetic excuse for a human being.
Monkiki you must dig your music out of some real garbage to think this skank has one iota of talent. peace