As much of a slurring beehived fool as Amy Winehouse patently is, there are a couple of things she needed to accomplish before becoming a genuine music rebel – like filling her hard drive full of kiddie porn and getting arrested in Scandinavia.

Sadly, as yet at least, Amy Winehouse hasn’t downloaded nearly enough child pornography to allow her to get banged up in a Vietnamese prison, but on the plus side at least she’s been able to tick off the Scandinavian arrest. Amy Winehouse was arrested last night in Norway – but what for? Did Amy Winehouse a) give a baby a name that wasn’t on the official Norwegian government’s baby-name list, b) get caught with a small amount of drugs on her or c) punch a goose right in its stupid face? Of course, it’s the second one – Amy Winehouse was arrested in Norway for the possession of seven grams of marijuana and fined 500 Euros, allowing all the stupid geese in the world free to fly around quacking for another day, the feathery wankers.