You know, I had always liked Amber Rose and thought she was a smart woman. However, I’m saying this in the past tense because anyone who willing pisses off Beyonce and Jay-Z fans by purposely spreading rumors is CLEARLY dumb af.
Amber recently went on Heidi and Spencer Pratt’s podcast and–with zero evidence–claimed that longtime Bey-Z bestie, Gwyneth Paltrow, was the infamous “Becky with the good hair.” In the words of Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost, “You in danger, girl.”
Amber stupidly said:
I definitely think that Gwyneth Paltrow is ‘Becky with the good hair…I feel like she’s the one who was like, fucking Jay-Z. They were like friends, and then, like, you don’t see Gwyneth Paltrow with Beyonce anymore. It just seems like she was the one that was fucking Jay-Z, and now Gwyneth lost her husband, but like Beyonce’s still with Jay.
First of all, as far as I know, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin had the most amicable divorce ever and they’re still basically best friends, so I HIGHLY doubt she cheated on them with one of their closest friends.
Second, Beyonce has been busy as fuck these past few years. You haven’t seen her with Gwyneth? Girl, you haven’t seen her with anyone. Shut up.
Third, Amber Rose, why in GOD’s name would you want to intentionally piss off the Beyhive by accusing one of Bey’s best friends of fucking her man when you have ZERO evidence?
And lastly, and definitely most importantly, why on fucking EARTH would Jay-Z cheat on Beyonce with Gwyneth fucking Paltrow? Unless you’re also suggesting that Jay built a time machine and traveled back to 1997 (when Gwyneth Paltrow was still cool) to cheat on Bey, I cannot fucking IMAGINE why anyone would even THINK that Jay-Z would find Gwyneth Paltrow’s goopy caviar eating ass appealing.
Home girl has bleached her scalp one too many times.