Oh man, after?the craziness that was 2013 Amanda Bynes, 2014 Amanda Bynes was looking golden.? She completed rehab, she was on medication to keep her sane, she was attending school,?and?her parents were helping steer her in the right direction. ?
But with the end of her conservatorship earlier this month has also come the end of Non-BSC Amanda.? Take note Spears family, this is what happens when you let?rich crazy?people make all their own decisions again. Last year, you couldn’t hear the name Amanda Bynes without thinking of wigs, terrible makeup jobs, and that the Disney curse had apparently spread to Nickelodeon.? She was constantly being recorded doing some dumb shit, tripping out on the streets, posting odd vulgar or offensive shit on Twitter.?? But then she crossed the line from celebrity crazy to FUCKING NUTS and almost burned her tiny dog to death by starting a fire in a random neighbor’s driveway.? It was at that point that she was 5150’d.
In the time since then, Bynes was hospitalized, diagnosed with a few mental issues, put on a cocktail of meds, and then released into her parents’ custody.? Her mom blamed Amanda’s craziness on that damn reefer, which should have been a telling sign that the good shit was not going to last.? Though Bynes seemed to be doing well the last few months under their care, when the conservatorship ended earlier this month, Bynes threw her middle finger up in the air and bounced.? And of course, her parents were totally cool with it because she was healed!? The devil Mary Jane was out of her life, and those “pretend” illness like schizophrenia and bipolar disorder were just silly notions the quacks had.
Allegedly, Amanda immediately stopped taking her medication, failed out of fashion school (A major loss to the industry, I am sure), and went back to smoking pot and drinking. Her parents claim to not even know where she went because let’s be honest, I don’t think they cared much.? Amanda wasn’t making the big bucks anymore, so I wonder how useful she even is to them anymore. Then in the wee hours of Sunday morning, Amanda was pulled over and arrested for driving under the influence.? She was also apparently “disheveled” looking, which is obviously a lie because Amanda Bynes is nothing if not a well put together flower.
Bynes was hopped up on Adderall when she pulled over, though she is back to drinking and smoking also.? This arrest could spell trouble for Bynes, as she is currently still on probation for being arrested once before for driving like an asshole.?? Now, the fact that this Adderall was prescribed for Amanda could help her case, though I wonder how much of that shit Bynes had taken.? Last I checked, Adderall was supposed to calm you the fuck down and make you focus.? So one would think bitch would be the world’s best driver on that stuff.? However, one look at Lohan shows you what too much Adderall can do for your state of mind.? Add that to the fact that Bynes hears voices and shit, supposedly, I can’t help but wonder what that extra focus does when they start a knocking.
While I do hope Amanda gets the help she needs, I can’t help but have a second strong, but totally inappropriate, thought.??This whole ordeal?means the wigs may be making a comeback! Yessssss.