Remember several years ago when Amanda Bynes was pulling a Britney circa 2007 and having a very obvious meltdown? Well, now she’s back and sober and talking to E! News about all that shit she did when she was messed up.
Her entire interview is just fantastic, but the best part is when she addresses her infamous tweet stating that she wanted Drake to “murder her vagina.”
Before I get started, I’d like to apologize for my delayed blogging about this. I’ve been having crazy technical difficulties.
BUT ANYWAY, during her interview Amanda explained that back when she tweeted that she would like Drake to “murder her vagina” she was being legit!
“I actually wasn’t being insincere. I was like saying, ‘Murder my vagina.’ I was serious, but I was also on drugs, so that was my way of saying, ‘Let’s do it, man.’ But I was on drugs and trying to be hilarious. He’s hot! What does that even mean? It just means, like, ‘Fuck me, Drake!'”
“I was serious, but I was also on drugs” might be my all-time favourite celebrity quote. Also, that is such a genuine and beautiful, honest answer. Like “Yeah, I did want him to beat vagina up with his dick, but I was high as fuck and was trying to be funny. Guess it didn’t come out great. Ooops!”
Bynes also addressed how during her drug-induced meltdown she ripped off Blac Chyna’s look, saying: “I stole her look. I was getting micro dermals in my cheeks because she had them. I thought they looked super hot on her. I’m a fan of her. She’s adorable. She’s a cutie pie.”
I’m really rooting for Amanda Bynes because she’s kind of like the anti-Lindsay Lohan. By that I mean she’s not in denial about the whole being a hot mess thing, and I appreciate a hot mess that knows she was being a hot mess, you know?
Also, sorry if this blog looks wonky. I’m still having major technical difficulties up in here.