People love animals really a lot sometimes. In fact, people love animals so much that they have birthday parties for their cats, weddings for their dogs, and teach monkeys how to dance while tethered to a stick to help panhandle for money on the streets of third world countries.
But the fact of the matter is that no one loves animals more than PETA, and there really is no better proof of this love than recruiting sometime celebrities to pose in the buff for ads promoting a vegetarian lifestyle, because everyone knows that there is nothing that says ‘stop treating animals cruelly, and especially stop frying them and eating them’ than a naked woman sprawled out on a poster.
That’s what Alicia Silverstone probably thinks anyway, because she’s the latest PETA-nudie to strip down for the vegetarian cause.
You remember PETA, right? If you’re anything like us your mouth starts to water at the mere mention of PETA, thinking you’re going to be treated to some delicious flatbread, possibly wrapped around toasty balls of falafel. But PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), is of course the animal rights activist group that taught us that Carrie Underwood is currently the most sexy non-carnivore there is, ambushed Beyonce Knowles for taping a baby alligator’s people-eater shut, and sacked Heather Mills because her ex-step daughter threw a fit, or something.
PETA has also brought us lots of nude/mostly nude women trying to save animals over the years, including Pamela Anderson, Sadie Frost, Melissa Rivers, and a bunch of other people we’ve barely ever heard of. And now, PETA has recruited Alicia Silverstone for the latest nude campaign. We’re not sure why nekkid ladies would make anyone want to stop eating animals, but we’re just counting our blessings that they didn’t employ other celebrity PETA supporters Kevin Nealon and Forrest Whitaker.
We don’t know about you, but the reference to Alicia Silverstone makes us furrow our brow and go "oh, yeaaaaah… wasn’t she in that abysmal Batman movie forever ago? No, not the abysmal Batman movie with Val Kilmer, the other abysmal Batman movie." Anyway, good for Alicia Silverstone for getting her naked self back out there into media circulation. The ads – which are targeting the state of Texas – have already created controversy for their revealing content and have been pulled from Houston, which is reportedly one of the undealthiest cities in the United States. Nonetheless, we're sure the citizens of Dallas, TX – where the ads are still running – will appreciate Alicia Silverstone's efforts and contemplate vegetarianism right before they wrap the poster of naked Alicia Silverstone around a pastrami bacon burger and deep fry it.
Keep in mind that hecklerspray loves animals too, you know. We can’t wait for the day when we’re old and saggy and grey so we can get, like, ten cats that follow us around the neighbourhood as we scrounge through the trash bins for lemon rinds and batteries. So, we really applaud Alicia Silverstone for supporting a cause she believes in so strongly.
At least, we would applaud Alicia Silverstone, but we’re too busy scarfing down a mouth-smackingly delicious bucket of barbecued chicken between shots of a mutton milkshake while wrapped up in our granny’s mink coat to do that.
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John Gregory says
You vegan nuts are all about forcing the rest of us to march to your tune. Fortunately this is the “land of the free (underline free) not necessarily the land of the thin vegan. That means we are able to make our own choices and eat what we damned well please.
If you want that lifestyle, you’re welcome to it.But stay the hell out of my kitchen and worry about your own problems. Meanwhile I will have a big juicy filet, medium if you please.
Viking Lumberjack says
John, I’m afraid we’re going to have to take this one step further. Rather than asking the vegans to leave us alone and not force us to eat like them, I propose that we demand that they eat meat, preferably from cute animals. That failing, we can take the Maddox approach and live by the rule “For every animal you don’t eat, I’ll eat three”.
On another note, couldn’t Alicia Silverstone have posed nude back when she used to be hot?
ConnieTalk says
Yeah, I just posted something on that, too. Doesn’t she look the same every time you see her? It’s like she never ages.
ConnieTalk says
LOL @ “when she used to be hot!” She looks exactly the same!
pin says
John Gregory smells of poo and touches himself.
BadKarma says
BadLumberJack – I’ll see your one step and take you three: Since the Veganist Jihad hates humanity, and considers us no different nor better than any other
animal, let’s make them all deleriously happy by ranching Vegans for food! We humans get a reliable, (relatively) clean, nutritious, completely bio-compatible
source of meat, and the Veganist Jihad gets the joy of going to the killing shed knowing we’re not eating cowsies and piggsies and sheepsies and
chickensies and stuff. It’s a win-win situation, you ask me.
William says
PETA is not an animal rights organization nor a vegan organization. They actively campaign for and promote “humane” animal products. Animal rights does not mean regulation, it means abolition. PETA trivializes animal rights and brings shame to the movement. Please do not associate veganism and animal rights with PETA.
nonny says
What absolute mong talk from BadKarma et al. Do you get jumped by vegans forcing vegtables down your throat. I didn’t think so you cretins. Why don’t you stick to writing to the Daily Mail, where your drivel will be applauded by like-minded tits.
Kim says
Whoever the author of this is they are evil. They either genuinely live in a world where fashion and consumerism has completely taken over their own lives and brain washed them to the point where any cruelty doesnt register or they are completly evil.
They are speciest same as being racist on a par with adolf hitler. If they read this and are laughing as they read this well thats exactly my point about them being speciest.
mst3kster says
Ew, just the thought of seeing Pamela Anderson displaying her worn out snake-hole makes me never want to eat celery with cream cheese again.
gir says
Medium? What kind of faggot pussy eats a filet medium? Might as well be a vegan.
dk says
then get your head out of his ass… uh duh…