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Alicia Keys Marries Swizz Beatz And No-one Laughs

August 2nd, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Alicia Keys has gone and got herself married to a man with a very, very silly name. Yep, Keys and Swizz Beatz tied the knot and apparently, it was a surprisingly humble affair (well, relatively – they didn’t have sodden tuna mayo rolls and pineapple hedgehogs).

The pair were married in a private home on the Mediterranean and everyone cooed about just how lovely it all was.

Of course, this is a shotgun wedding as Keys is knocked up with Beatz baby. They announced their engagement and baby news in May. Okay, they may have been together for a while, but y’know… SHOTGUN.

“Whatever we’re blessed with, that baby is being born to blessed parents,” Beatz recently told PEOPLE. “Alicia is definitely one of those great parents-to-be. She’s super ready. Super glowing. Super happy.”

Even though it was a small affair, that didn’t stop some celebrities turning up. Apparently, Queen Latifah was there, alongside Bono who probably talked endlessly about some charitable cause or other whilst wearing incredibly expensive shoes and shades.

People have a picture from the day which, well, looks like every other stupid wedding photo ever taken. Click here to see it.

She wore Vera Wang or something.

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Comments

  1. Janice Barrie says

    August 3, 2010 at 3:39 am

    Who the hell is this writer; he has the nerve to call this a shotgun wedding and his words are so vulgar.If you do not have anything decent to say don’t say anything.





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