In the past when Dog The Bounty Hunter faced a problem he'd grind his scrotumy face into a snarl, spray the problem in the eyes with bear mace and repeat the word 'bra' at the problem until it started sobbing like a girl.
But some problems are just too big for one man, even a man whose arms and hair are made of asteroid rock and angel tears respectively. And ever since Dog The Bounty Hunter found a tape of himself angrily telling his son that he didn't like her girlfriend because she was a 'nigger', he knows that only too well. After A&E suspended Dog The Bounty Hunter following his racist outburst, a major company has also decide to stop advertising on his show. Still, Dog The Bounty Hunter will have the last laugh – because that advertiser is going to see its undereducated redneck demographic plummet any day now.
Racism's an ugly thing that only belongs stalking the corridors of hell bellowing at people. By a strange cosmic coincidence, so is Dog The Bounty Hunter – so it was always going to be inevitable that racism and Dog The Bounty Hunter were going to team up at some point.
But now that Dog The Bounty Hunter's nigger-hating rant has ended up all over the internet, meaning that Dog The Bounty Hunter can now ascend to the racist A-league along with Michael Richards, Don Imus and that woman from Radio 2, Dog is more trouble than even he can imagine. You see, the world has turned against Dog The Bounty Hunter just because he chose to order his son not to date a black woman, reasoning that:
"I'm not going to take any chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us into the Enquirer magazine."
Silly Dog The Bounty Hunter. In these modern times he should know that you're not allowed to tell your family to split up with people of colour because of the n-word. You can tell them to do it because black people are all second-class citizens who can't swim very well – that's fine – but not the n-word. And Dog The Bounty Hunter is paying the price for his jaw-droppingly offensive tirade. His broadcaster A&E has suspended production of Dog The Bounty Hunter indefinitely, but just to put the boot in even more Yum Brands Inc – owner of KFC, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell – has pulled advertising from the show too, saying:
"It's despicable. We are no longer advertising on the show."
This will sting Dog The Bounty Hunter hard if the show ever returns, mainly because of the ridiculous amount of product placement on the show – around 12,321 instances in the first six months of the year alone. And product placement on shows like Dog The Bounty Hunter is important, because people who watch that kind of show are more likely to see a ridiculous looking man spray a crack addict in the face with bear mace while drinking a can of Sprite and then go "hey, Sprite IS delicious!"
It's unknown whether or not Yum Brands Inc will ever return to placing advertisements in Dog The Bounty Hunter, but we can understand its reticence.
After all, it's bad enough to see a gruff man who looks like a Judas Priest roadie coming back off tour from the planet Steroid wolfing down your products and exclaiming how much he recommends them, but it's quite another thing to consider that one day Dog The Bounty Hunter will turn to the camera, extend a tree-trunk of a finger and declare "you know what I was thinking about when I was eating a delicious large Pizza Hut Meaty BBQ Cheesy Bites pizza just now? I was thinking that I hate all black people."
Hazel M says
KISS MY BLACK ASS!!!!!!!!!! YOUR MOM IS A FUCKING GINGER….AND UR THE DAMN GINGERBREAD BOY
Susi says
The last time I checked, my Bible reminds me that only God is the judge and jury, and that FORGIVENESS is required to keep our hearts right. Duane Dog Chapman has earned much respect over the years for his hard work and sacrafices, as well as his attempt to help and council those that have gone down the wrong road. EVERYONE has an angry point at which they let words fly whether they mean them or not. I can’t honestly say that I blame him for blowing up at his son, because he has helped Tucker get back on his feet, was there for him when he got out of prison, and has helped to guide him. I agree his choice of words could have been a bit better, but what’s the difference in him saying it and all the rap stars singing it joyfully to each other?????
Tucker should have never traded money and revenge for his own father’s reputation and PERSONAL issues should remain PERSONAL.. it’s hard for celebrities to find one hour in each day for personal time, and the family dispute with Tucker should NOT have been brought to the public’s eye……..TUCKER, YOU NEED TO PRAY, APOLOGIZE TO YOUR FATHER, MAKE A STATEMENT, AND GIVE BACK YOUR JUDAS MONEY THAT YOU SOLD YOUR DAD DOWN THE RIVER FOR.
Duane and Beth, I still love you and my dedication as a fan has not and will not be affected by anything, as I have watched and studied your progression in your career, and have seen all of the wonderful changes and attempts to better people’s lives that you have done. You would never intentionally hurt anyone.
However, Tucker should do some deep thinking. LIke I said, turning your own dad in over a personal matter reminds me much too much of the story of Judas….and why?
for money and the glory of bringing someone down to complete and utter destruction.
I hope you fail, Tucker, because you’re the one that needs to repent over this situation.
Mike says
I’m not saying Dog was right but I will say that it is a crying shame that you have to watch what you say in your own home on your own phone. I think Tucker is the big loser in all this. It is also a crying shame that kids this day and time turn their backs on their parents and monetize off of it. They will get their just rewards because the Bible says to “honor thy mother and thy father that thy days be long upon the earth. Tucker will die a young man at the hands of our maker. As for A&E firing someone for something that was done in private, 80% of all Americans would be unemployed if their employers knew what they done in private if thats the case. What we say or do in private should stay that way.
DavidSpates says
That is messed up how Dog was going off like that with the n word. I put up a video showing how I feel about the whole thing. It has some extra footage of this bull…._and the story of how he became a bounty hunter. The video is called “ Dog Duane Chapman Bounty Hunter “N” Word – Talking With Dave #4”. It’s at
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4oC8OgFkd38
My videos are kind of…. Different.
abby knil says
im a munky hahahahahahahahah lik my hed
Phyllis Smith says
Dog, you and your family are REAL people. We live in an imperfect world , and some people need to get out of their ivory towers. We love you all and want your show to return. God Bless you.