I always thought Adele was just really fat, but it turns out that she was pregnant!?This past weekend the singer gave?birth to a bouncing baby boy, her first child with lumberjack boyfriend, Simon Konecki.
Adele was first officially linked to baby daddy Konecki, co-founder of Life bottled water and its associated charity Drop4Drop, in January of this year … so they'really got to work quickly. The portly pair have been hounded with marriage rumors, which Adele has denied, most likely because Konecki is extremely unattractive.
At just 24 years old, Adele, who recently released the theme song to new James Bond film,?joins the ranks of celebrities who began procreating at a relatively young age.?The rotund pop star has?not yet released the name of her new bundle of joy, and I?truly hope that she doesn’t try to be too?clever or edgy. Other celebrities who popped out kids at young ages had mixed results with their name selections.
One notable baby name disaster?is Bronx Mowgli Wentz, the son of Ashlee Simpson?and her midget ex-husband Pete Wentz. Like Adele, Ashlee was?a maidenly 24 years old when she?gave birth.?On its own, Bronx is a pretty stupid name, but?could have been forgiven as?misguided hipster pretension.?Mowgli, however,?is outright idiotic. More recently, pouty 26-year old sexpot Megan Fox went a more traditional route, naming her newborn son Noah Shannon.
This is not to suggest that horrible baby names are restricted to younger parents.?Forty-two year old Uma Thurman really raised the stakes lately with her infant daughter’s name, which?is so absurd that I refuse to repeat it.
Adele herself was?born to a very young mother who?raised her?as a single parent after her father left them. While?I dare not suggest that Adele has any resulting daddy issues simply because she had a child young with a considerably older man after being abandoned by her own father,?perhaps a suitable name for the baby would be Oedipus.
lindsay says
Who are you to tell someone what the “right age” is to have a baby anyways… What… are people not aloud to get pregnant until they are 35, or they will be looked down apon? so when the kid turns 18, their parent will be 52 and too old to really relate to them or do anything with them… People disgust me.. women have been having children young for a million years…. and they get to be young and relate to their children and enjoy their children… like me… when my kids are around 18, I will be 38-40 years old. still be pretty young and get to enjoy having children and then enjoy when they leave the house.. nothing wrong with having kids young if you can handle the responsibility. quit being so judgemental. this article disgusts me… all these women are beautiful and also… can name their children what they wish… MIND. YOUR. OWN. BUSINESS. DECIDE WHAT IS RIGHT FOR YOU, NOTTT OTHERS. Have a great day.. GOD BLESS. <3 =D
Elle says
Thank you Lindsay, If women were too young to have children, their bodies wouldn’t have children. Are you the creator of women? Nope, you are just a Judgmental web writer, so goes ahead and keep writing about ageist offensive topics.
Are women suppose to waiting till they have hot flashes? huh? Did you wait to drink alcohol at 21 years old, Did you wait till your 18 birthday to have sex? Did you drive before you were 16?
Let pass judgement on your writing.
Abby says
What is the right age for a child? It’s not like she is 15, she is an adult. Families come in all shapes and sizes. Just because they are not cookie cutter perfect does not mean it is by any means wrong. A good family is one that loves, not skinny swimsuit model with athlete husbands and perfectly behaved children. I also take offense to say she was “grossly overweight”. I was honestly happy there was a celebrity that wasn’t impossibly skinny and did not change herself to fit what society says perfect is. I’m not overweight but I would much rather find someone who loves me when I was obese and love my personality and soul than have a perfect body and have people that only love me for my body. I would want children to model after people being themselves than a perfect body because no matter how much weight you lose. People who don’t love themselves already will not love themselves when they achieve that skinny figure. That is how eating disorders start.