Adam Levine doesn’t exactly have a history of being the most monogamous, stand up guy when it comes to his dating life.? It’s that whole “I am a rock star, I deserve my groupies” lifestyle that so many musicians subscribe to, I guess.? Though he now says he’s past that, which is good since he’s getting married.
But it seems even with all of the women Adam has hooked up, the dude still has some sort of respect for his dick.? He has now publicly called bullshit on his name being a part of Lindsay Lohan’s “sex list” and says he never went there.? But he does admit sleeping to a shit ton of other women.
Adam Levine has a new interview with GQ magazine, and in it he talks about how he is fully aware that when you type in his name on google, most of the top search suggestions contain the words “douche” and “asshole.”
“Would it be really easy to assume that I was a douchebag?? Definitely. One hundred percent. But that doesn’t mean that I am. Or maybe I am, I don’t know.
I’m not the easiest person to love right off the bat, you know.? If I knew everyone in the world, they would love me. Every single last fucking one of them.”
He also admits that while he gets why people think he’s top 5 material for “Worst Men?Ever to Date,” their perception of him is totally wrong.? Now, anyway.
“All of a sudden, I had money in my bank account. I hadn’t had a break in a long time. And I went a little fucking nuts. You know? And good, I deserved to go a little bit nuts. And I had the time of my life.
Men are not as sophisticated as women, They’re not as mature as women. They’re not as connected with their emotions as women. There’s a very Neanderthal quality that still exists in a lot of men. There’s the carnal shit you can’t deny. And if you’re in the public eye, to me, it’s very boring to say what you have to say and be media trained to the extent that you don’t ever reveal any truth. There was a time in my life when I lived probably a bit more on the primal level. And it was amazing.”
But that was then, and this is now, and Adam is a GROWN ASS MAN, PEOPLE!? Gosh, stop judging him for sleeping with every blonde with a pulse for a few years, sheesh.
“That was kind of the foundation of all the negative shit I still get.? I was out there having fun, you know. I didn’t give a shit, and I got burned for it. People change; people grow up, get more self-aware and in tune with all this shit.”
Levine also got a little pissy when it was brought up that he may suffer from DiCaprioism, otherwise known as an addiction to model vagina.
“I don’t date what the person does.? I date the fucking person.
Preference should never be looked down upon, unless it’s based on something really shitty. I’m not saying I have a preference, but like, I want to date someone… Listen, there are a lot of women in this country, in many countries, who date men for their money. Okay? That’s despicable. Right? That’s not what we’re talking about here. Whatever does it for you, man. I don’t like feet. You know what I mean? But some people do. Some people have fucking foot fetishes. And it’s weird to me. But I don’t have to deal with it, because I don’t have that. You know?”
So Adam has a preference for bony hips and massive ITG, sue him.? But as we learned from Levine’s interview with Howard Stern last week, he at least had enough sense, even in his primal days, to not fuck Lindsay Lohan.?? No matter what the crackhead’s list says.
“That?s not true. I did not have sexual intercourse with Lindsay Lohan. I will swear on anything that you ask that I have never had sex with Lindsay Lohan!
Here?s the problem: I bet you if we brought her in here and you asked her to her face ?Did you have sex with James (Franco)?? she?d say yes.?
And in case calling Lohan a pathological liar wasn’t enough, Adam also called her a whore when asked about who Lindsay did sleep with.? Pot and Kettle.
“A lot of people probably did, I don’t know.”
I know I probably shouldn’t, but I do like me some Adam Levine.? He’s kind of a dick, but he’s also funny as hell, so I’m okay with it.? Plus he’s hot as hell (except with the d-list Eminem hair.? Ugh).?I probably wouldn’t sleep with him without?4 condoms and a Costco sized bottle of antibacterial soap nearby, but I am pretty sure that situation will never come up in my lifetime.? My thighs make out too much for his liking.