http://www.hecklerspray.com/adam-lambert-now-far-too-gay-for-good-morning-america/200941780.php Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:16:06 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://www.hecklerspray.com/adam-lambert-now-far-too-gay-for-good-morning-america/200941780.php/comment-page-1#comment-863583 harry Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:04:32 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=41780#comment-863583 Adam Lambert made just the smallest artistic miscalculation, or maybe he belly-flopped into an intemperate, incontinent catastrophe before the eyes of a candid world, but either way, like a one-man ancient Roman games, he discovered once again that no publicity is bad publicity—unless of course you actually care about your dignity and humanity. But can one little guy with seriously too much eye-liner bear the weight on his conscience of having single-handedly brought down an entire civilization in 24 hours? Of course not, and his chaste attempts to sing religiously-themed bel canto arias, a capella, will certainly be carried by Good Morning America, and deeply esteemed by his serene and austere fan base. Adam Lambert made just the smallest artistic miscalculation, or maybe he belly-flopped into an intemperate, incontinent catastrophe before the eyes of a candid world, but either way, like a one-man ancient Roman games, he discovered once again that no publicity is bad publicity—unless of course you actually care about your dignity and humanity. But can one little guy with seriously too much eye-liner bear the weight on his conscience of having single-handedly brought down an entire civilization in 24 hours? Of course not, and his chaste attempts to sing religiously-themed bel canto arias, a capella, will certainly be carried by Good Morning America, and deeply esteemed by his serene and austere fan base.

]]> http://www.hecklerspray.com/adam-lambert-now-far-too-gay-for-good-morning-america/200941780.php/comment-page-1#comment-863410 Blondiegrrl Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:59:55 +0000 http://www.hecklerspray.com/?p=41780#comment-863410 Love all your different interpretations of what GMA stands for. Bwah! And yes indeed, ABC is now looking like the bad guy. Oops. Not a smart move for them. Love all your different interpretations of what GMA stands for. Bwah! And yes indeed, ABC is now looking like the bad guy. Oops. Not a smart move for them.

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