Abi Titmuss Writes Book About Fantasies
Abi Titmuss – a gift of a name if ever there was one – has had a book published. We quote: "The UK’s hottest sex symbol has written a book that will be on everyone’s lips".
The publishers claim that the Abi Titmuss book, entitled Ten Fantasies, will be a "full and empowering read".
How exactly it will empower anyone but Abi’s bank manager and the
publisher’s accounts is not clear. There’s a good chance that the
publishers are being accurate by saying "full" – meaning there will be
some pages in between the covers.
However, we cannot be sure that the content of those pages is going
to provide value for money. Supposedly, it relates her "top ten most
secret fantasies". Chances are that these are sexual fantasies,
although the book is sealed, so it is impossible to tell without
shelling out the dosh first.
If these fantasies are indeed sexual, it’s hard to believe they will
be noteworthy or sufficiently weird to interest. We’re sure that they
will dovetail precisely with the expectations of a demographically
targeted audience – for instance "doing it in a football shirt" .
Or, perhaps wearing a hard hat or floating in a swimming pool, whatever
sad and tedious world The Sun reader may inhabit. Whatever they are,
they’re hardly worth finding out about – especially since none of the
readers will ever be allowed to put those fantasies into practise with
their author.
But, if the publishers have been sneaky it won’t involve sex at all.
Wouldn’t it be great if all the sad gits who bought this book
scurried furtively back to their Kleenex strewn bedroom, only to find
that Abi dreams of ending world poverty and seeing equality of pay for
all women?
Admit it – you’re curious. Find the cheapest way to buy Ten Fantasies by Abi Titmuss at Kelkoo.co.uk
[story by Neil Wills]
I love this book. I bought it from ann summers, i read some bits to a male and he found it arousing.
It cost me 9.99 but i don’t see it as an outragious price. And we are told that some of the “fantasies” may be true/half true to something that actually happened to her. But she leaves us to guess.
It is supposed to be erotica for WOMEN and recommends another book at the back, ” The Black Lace Book Of Women’s Sexual Fantasies.”
I bought it and then lent it to my friends who were to scared to go and buy it. I also lent it to one of my friends mother and she said it wasn’t raunchy enough for her.
Oh and when i bought it the book was on a shelf and not sealed so i had a quick read of a few pages before i bought it so i did not have to dish the dosh before i saw what was in it.