Dancing Pre-born, Justin Bieber, has fans that show similar fanaticism to that of insane speaking in tongues Christian types. They become overwhelmed at the very notion of their favourite miracle boy and are known hence forth as Beliebers. Or weirdo-stalkers. It’s really up to you.

Anyway, the internet itself begins to cry when all of Biebers oddball fans come rushing toward it, screaming and doing whatever the tween version of frigging is. Quite often, it just hides in a massive sleeping bag, hoping that the miniature wailing harridans just go away.

And this is shown in some arbitrary facts about Twitter. Never mind how many records he has sold or how many tickets he’s sold at lip-synced concerts… we all desperately need to know a percentage of some kind.

Well, for a really super-modern beacon of Bieber’s puzzling popularity, a Twitter spod called Dustin Curtis says:

“At any moment, Justin Bieber uses 3 percent of our infrastructure. Racks of servers are dedicated to him.”

Bieber is due to perform at Sunday night’s MTV Video Music Awards, which means that we can all pretty much guarantee that Twitter’s fail whale will be a regular feature for anyone trying to send a distress signal out a la Perez Hilton when he got socked in the mouth by one of will.i.am’s chums.

Curtis later tweeted that “most of the popular users on Twitter have dedicated servers for their accounts,” which means that a whole host of pointless humans like Ashton Kutcher and Kim Kardashian have their own servers dedicated to them.

In England, we like to name trains after our stars… and to be honest, we’re having difficulty trying to work out which one of  Twitter and trains is most useless and unreliable.

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