A Temporary hecklerspray Shuffle-Up

In a coup d'état solidly backed by the Catholic church, the power here at
hecklerspray headquarters has been ripped from one Stuart Heritage, and
bestowed upon Shawn Lindseth and his mother that doesn't domineer him
at all.

And so it shall remain until Stu wakes up in
our second floor broom closet, stumbles a bit as he tries to find the
light switch, and manages to gnaw through his duct-tape restraints to
reclaim his ergonomic massaging swivel chair as his own.

In the meantime, as a gesture of good faith to you, our wonderful readers, allow Shawn's
mother to make him supply you with a few moments of incredible
entertainment. If you follow the link below, it will take you to a
wonderful place where a crazy lady calls a telemarketing service
screaming and moaning about how having her dinner interrupted by a
jingling phone is on par with being brutally raped.

Yeah, wrap your head around that one.

Crazy Lady and Telemarketer - i-am-bored.com