A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila 3: A Tragic Possibility
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July 7th, 2008 at 13:00 by Matthew Laidlow
Everything has to be made bigger and better.
Take the humble dating show. Blind Date on ITV was a great way of laughing at creepy singletons. It was easy to see what they would be like based on answers to scripted questions such as “What do you like doing in your spare time?” Contestant One – Following women around and photographing them. Contestant Two – Stealing knickers off washing lines. Contestant Three – Worshipping Satan and drinking goat blood. Based on these responses, you could select a stalker stud and be whisked off to Torquay for a romantic canal trip.
Sadly this classic format died and was replaced with shows like Flavor Of Love 1, 2 and 3, I Love New York and, more recently, the terrible A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila 1 and 2. And, judging by the godawful way that the latter ended, probably A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila 3.
A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila apparently changed the world. Well, according to her anyway. The girl with more MySpace friends than you changed TV dating shows forever as she let 12 manly-looking lesbians and 12 horny blokes battle it out for her heart.
At the end of the first series, she picked Bobby as her sweetheart. Aww, we literally shed a tear as the happy couple embraced and went off to have sex. Tragically though, cupid’s arrows must have misfired and the relationship didn’t quite work out.
Seemingly over her tragic loss quite quickly, another series was commissioned for millions thousands hundred tens of people to watch. The second series was pretty much the same as the first. It had tears, tantrums, arguments, fights and people munching on bits of raw animal to show their love for someone they realistically have nothing in common with.
Slowly but surely, the contestants were eliminated to the final two. Bo and Kristy were the ones left to fight it out for Tila’s heart. After picking a bloke in the first series, it was certain she’d go for some lady love this time. And she did, to the delight of perverts everywhere. But to the shock of everyone, the winner turned down her chance to spend a few weeks with Tila Tequila before she turned back on to men again. Watch, it almost looks unscripted…
Uh-oh, that means once again we have a brokenhearted girl who still can’t find love after whoring herself out on national TV twice now. So far this year there have been two series of the show broadcast. It’s only July, so we can assume a third series will be squeezed into the schedule around November time.
However, we have a partial solution for Tila. Comedy rapper Flavor Flav can’t find love with his identical show either. Maybe the two of them should just get together! It would mean we’d a rapid decline in shit reality TV shows and give MTV the weird opportunity to play a music video once in a while.
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July 7th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I am convinced that Tila Tequila is one of the Grays; look at the facts:
The people on her show are the kind of white trash you’d expect to find living in trailers in Mississippi
At any moment you might expect to hear them on local news talking about what the UFO/tornado sounded like
After being chosen to be on the show (read ‘abducted’) they are forced to perform disgusting acts (’experiments’)
I’m fairly sure there’s some orifice probing going on there
Have you looked at her fuckin head man? LOOK AT IT. Imagine it shaved. Bulbous cranium; large, empty, soulless eyes; underdeveloped and angular maxillary/mandibular features…She’s a fuckin alien dude.
QED
July 7th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Her next show will be called "ALIEN vs. PREDATOR for TILA TEQUILA"
July 7th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Omgsh Tila tequila make a new show..! ily
July 7th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
hoo-boy…you know, 20% of us americans are ashamed of the fact that we are, well, american, and it’s because of shit like this. i stopped watching tv ages ago, certain it was diminishing my already paltry american intellect. we are all fucked.
July 8th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I’m not sure whether its all real or not its really confusing
July 9th, 2008 at 4:15 am
I think that Tila is selfish and expects them to WANT to be with her without knowing her. I am glad she picked Christy and she said no–because BO deserves a good thing!!! As well as Christy, but BO was blind and needed that rejection. Also Tila is so disrespectful for calling Christy names. I respect Christy for doing the right thing. If there is no connection or passion–then don’t be in it. What goes around comes around!!! I really hope there is NOT a three.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:36 am
well honestly..its pretty obvious this entire show is fake. cause why would of things of worked out so perfectly so that they could make a third season? maybe the first season was real, then they got lots of viewers and decided to make another for the money. but even if it is real, tila shouldnt be such a hypocritical bitch torwards kristy. and even if there are going to be a lot of comments after this saying how much of a horrible person i am for calling tila a bitch..it doesnt stop it from being true. also, what makes it even more fake is that i dont even think all the girls there were lesbians. they just wanted to get on television.
and really, what kind of a non-bitch is a porn star with songs called “fuck ya man” or “stripper friends” so now im allowing all of the whores that love tila cause her whore-ness is an “inspiration” to talk trash about me and probably misspell oh so many words.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:28 am
I think tila it’s da coolest girl i’ve ever seen in my fucked up life . I love this girl .
July 9th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I was very disappointed in how Tila reacted towards Kristy. Isn’t it funny how Tila teased each and every contestant every week and made them feel like she wanted them and kept giving them keys and then when she gets rejected she flipps out. If this girl actually expects to fall in love with someone or vice/versa after knowing them for only 30 days she is nuts. Tila is famous merely for being a bi-sexual. She has an immature attidute on what love really is and she needs to grow up. I used to like her but now I think she is a little twit. She could have walked away gracefully. Calling Kristy names and acting like a spoiled little brat on TV did nothing for her image. If anything, it hurt her.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
On a side note, I think Kristy and Bo should hook up. They seem like they would make a nice couple.
July 9th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
“If this girl actually expects to fall in love with someone or vice/versa after knowing them for only 30 days she is nuts.”
You are so right, I mean who would be dumb enough to think that they would understand someone from a month-long appearance on a reality TV show?
“On a side note, I think Kristy and Bo should hook up. They seem like they would make a nice couple.”
….
July 13th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Some really good points here. I’d like to add that Bo lost everything for Tila. He got hurt badly, he got his heart broken to match that jaw, and then on top of it he goes home and finds out he lost his job over it.
And yet despite all that he was classy and respectful to everyone, after everything he suffered and lost overt his. Not because Bo is special, you see Bo is simply a “good man”. Not a mythical creature.
Kristy also was a “real woman”, about this whole thing. Because she apologized for breaking Tila’s heart, something Tila never did for Bo, even to the point to trying to say she only kept him b/c she felt sorry for him. Kristy also tried to explain to Tila that she can’t call her fake, for doing to her what she did to Bo, George, Brittany, Rizzo, and Glitter who all had real head over heals feeling for her and wanted to be with her.
Tila made a mistake, and instead of accepting it, the way Bo accepted every horrible thing that happened to him since he met her and still didn’t trash talk her or lash out at her. Or Kristy who decided not accept the key and then stab her in the back and use her, and was woman enough to admit her mistake and not go through with a bad decision. Kristy probably felt that by rejecting Tila it would mean that she could be with Bo, who was so in love with her and deserved to be happy.
She could have taken the key and just used her, or could have taken the key and end up being used and dumped like “Bobby”.
So the bottom line is Kristy and Bo are too good for Tila Tequila, I’m sorry but its true. They both have maturity and class enough to know they aren’t perfect and that other people have feelings. Tila should learn from their example and in the future maybe she can pick a “real man” or “real woman” assuming any will have her.
July 14th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I think that tila is awesome(except for crying like a baby one reality tv.) kristy should have thought about being with a woman b4 she got on the show, because brittny really would have looked great with tila. if i was tila i would probably went with BO or BRITTANY and she shoulda walked from jay a long time ago. i think bo was a baby about everything though. also all of the contestants wanted to go on tv because of TILA TEQUILA and not just Tila herself.
see wat i’m saying?
anyway if i was 24 i would go on a shot at love and i wouldnt go for the singer tila i would go for tila herself.
July 20th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
oooooooo do u detect a little jealousy goin on
well i think use should just leave the poor girl alone, shes done know harm to any of use lol well i think that she shouldnt go and find love and love will come and find her shes a beautiful girl and im sure she has a nice personality judging from the show. and i seriously do think that someone can find ( well i wouldnt say love maybe someone they can see themselves being with for a LONGG period of time or spending there life with)a relation partner in 4 weeks, but putting your heart on the line is a big thing i look at myself and think i only new my ex boyfriend for 3 weeks before i went out with him and i thought to myself this guys my type of guy but things change and i went my seperate way. but with all do respect to all those people who dont respect her and talk trash about her is just a selfish person with really bad self asteem problems:) haha anyways all im saying is that i respect her for what shes done, what shes doing and what shes going to be doing in the future.
tc xoxo kelly =P
July 21st, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I think that Kristy was stupid to decide last minute she didnt want a girl, and Bo is just straight up ugly and im glad Tila didnt pick him, ha. Tila should find love, but should realize when it comes to the bottom two who is right for her. like in Season one: Dani shoulda won. in Season two: Brittany shoulda won. <3
July 21st, 2008 at 7:40 pm
wow,people be racistt.^^^
July 21st, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Brittany shoulda won, shes my girl<3 ha. and she knew them for more then a fucking month, whadda fuck?just cos the show played for a month. they new eachother for like 3 months at least. Kristy is the stupidest girl everr. before she got on the show she shoulda decided she wasnt a lesbian. Bo is uglyyy & im glad he got hurt by Chad. haha. Jay is my favorite d00d<3 he was still coool & the only cute guy, :]
July 23rd, 2008 at 7:56 am
sadly i love “a shot at love with tila tequila” just because i love reality shows. but seriously i think there should have only been a season 1 where Dani one. she was the most amazing girl on there and trust me if i ever got the chance i would try to hook up with her. she was by far the most outrageous person on the show. as for season two… i think she should have picked bo. he really did love her. girls like kristy wont be with a girl for their entire life. they like guys to much. but i still think dani is better than bo.
July 24th, 2008 at 5:55 am
Question is not about whether the show is real or fake… It’s all about how much we entertained. 1st series was great and I enjoyed it very much. Who can forget Dani, Dominico, Bobby, Brandi and etc? 2nd one is disappointment and BOring. If there is 3rd series, I’d watched. Seriously, what reality show are you going to watch tuesday night? Jon & Kate plus 8?
July 24th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
If you are entertained by Tila Tequila in any way shape or form, please kill yourself. You aren’t doing anyone any good and are frankly a waste of resources.
This message is directed to you as well, Tila.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
gir, go kill yourself. there are way too many losers like you out there.
August 19th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
hey i thikn that tila rocks but i ope theres another show and she finds her love it was mean for kristy to break her heart and shes sould have told tila instead of goin around the box but hope theres another show!!!
September 11th, 2008 at 1:01 am
are u tryin to say tht tila tequilas show it stupid?? cause tht is wat it sounds like.. if soo then u are a retarded faggot.. tht show is awesome and had more than a million viewers during the 2nd season.. get ur facts right
September 11th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Umm…yeah, pretty much. I’m glad you can read between the lines.
September 12th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Who won the second “A shot at love” ?
October 7th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Despite the fact that Bo isnt quite a “beauty queen” (although lets face it - he aint rubish either) he was a gentleman all way to the end,which tells a lot about about him.
And Kristy .. In my oppinion , Kristy could have realised sooner that she aint falling for Tila
On the other hand ,Tila definitly gave me the creeps with her spoiled ,rude ,fake and hooker attitude. That woman is obssesed with sex and she pretends to be offenced by (for example) Nick and Chris and then rejects Jay saying he is not her type .. Lol?
November 5th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
I love tila tequila