Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is like the number one female celebrity that needs to calm the fuck down and stop taking herself so goddamn seriously. You make fun pop jams, stop acting like you’re a modern Van Gogh or whatever. Do I think you’re super talented? I do! Did I roll my eyes into the back of my head that time you said you felt like the lyrics to “Judas” were like God speaking through you? Yes, bitch, I did. Calm the fuck down and keep singing about telephones and disco sticks.