Summer is v v sexy and always makes me want to be a 17-year-old virgin who spends all summer frolicking with a slighter older lover in the South of France, where I’m visiting my rich, fancy grandma, and I lose my virginity, but then the love affair ends with summer as I have to return home to Canada.
Listen, I clearly have a lot of issues, but something about summer makes people horny, ok? So if you like summer, and you like being turned on, here are some movies that might just be for you!
This fucking CLASSIC is about two teenage girls at summer camp who make a bet about who can lose their virginity first. Spoiler alert: Only one of them does, but it changed my life forever. There’s no major sex scenes in the movie, but just the suggestion of sexy teen sex is good enough for me (again…I have issues)
Call Me By Your Name
If you take my fantasy, and make it Italy and about dudes, then you basically have Call Me By Your Name. This movie has way better sex scenes than Little Darlings and both dudes are total babes.
Y Tu Mama Tambien
This was the first movie I ever watched that had a really hot threesome in it. It’s about two dude BFFs who go on a trip together after high school and end up meeting this sexy older woman and things get HEATED. It’s v v sexy.
This movie stars super hot Robin Wright and Naomi Watts as life long besties who start banging each other’s hot sons. I mean, I guess it’s kind of weird, but it’s also really really hot…and kind of awkward. I hope none of my best friends want to bang either of my sons when they’re 18.
Well…I mean…come on!
Honorable mentions: Mermaids, A Walk on the Moon, My Summer of Love.