Ice Age: The Meltdown Turns US Weekend Box Office Into Damp Mush

Now and again we see a US weekend box office chart so stunningly packed with high quality entertainment that we can’t help but to hold it up and display it for generations to come as a golden exhibit of what US weekend box office charts can be.

Yeah, well, you won’t be getting one those US weekend box office charts after this weekend; Ice Age: The Meltdown – as film about, from what we’ve seen, a weasel chasing a fucking acorn around for two hours – continues to sit pretty on top of the US weekend box office, beating off a girly flick about dancing and another godawful Rob Schneider movie.