In one thousand years nobody will even know we were here.

This depresses us greatly, and fuels our determination to freeze ourselves so that when the time comes, we can tell people exactly who we were. Before we can do that, though, we have to find a place to put our ice cube trays and figure out how to shut the upper compartment freezer-door with us inside it.

Not everyone has to worry about such things though – 25 new superstars have just been listed as the ones about to get their names on a Hollywood Walk of Fame slot. At least one of them is a cartoon. How does that make you feel? In 1000 years you will be nothing but dust blowing through the stratosphere, and Tinkerbell will still be a fairly regular topic of California-conversation.

Oh, this is gonna be a hard day.

In the movie business there are a few occasions where, if you get to experience them, you know you made it. One such occasion is if you're doing late-night stand up and Johnny Carson's zombie-corpse calls you over to the couch.

Another way to know you made it is that while sitting on Carson's couch, he doesn't try to eat you – after all it's only respect that restrains him.

A third way to know is if you get you're name emblazoned on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It's just been announced that 25 new celebrities are gonna get the treatment. According to Reuters:

"Cartoon character Tinkerbell, singer Shakira and "Iron Man" Robert Downey Jr. and actress Cameron Diaz were among a diverse group of 25 stars named on Thursday to join the Hollywood Walk of Fame…Others on the list include director Tim Burton, and actors Sir Ben Kingsley, William H. Macy and Hugh Jackman. Among the television stars are Macy's wife, Felicity Huffman, producer Mark Burnett and music stars include Kenny "Baby Face" Edmonds and disco-era band The Village People."

Well that's a lot of people listed there, but it certainly isn't 25. Others we'd like to see so-honored in 2009 are Bill Bixby.

Just him actually. He was the greatest actor of all time. When his shirts ripped off, we could see in his face what that actually must have felt like. When he had to help hide his Uncle's Martian head-antennas, we always wanted to help hold the hat in place.

Also his name has that cool double-b sound to it. Go on, say it a few times, Bill Bixby. Bill Bixby. Bill Bixby.

To read more, see "Walk of Fame Says Chimp's a Chump!" on TMZ