Jack Bauer is a busy man.

In between killing almost every bad person in the world and saying “dammit” a lot on 24 (particularly during those stressful moments where his face looks like a bulldog chewing on a barbed-ware fence) he certainly wouldn’t have time to dilly-dally about on popular social website MySpace.

Besides – Jack wouldn’t be friends with that shifty ‘Tom’ bloke anyway. He’d probably just drag him into an interrogation room, shoot him in both kneecaps and demand to know whereabouts in the ‘extended network’ the nuclear bomb is hidden.