2006 Relationships Betting Odds - Jude And Sienna Getting Married?

It’s been scientifically proven that the best thing to do in the first week of a new year is to look at all kinds of celebrity relationships and then bet on what happens to them.

OK, maybe not scientifically proven - although we say so and we’ve got a Science GCSE and everything - but betting on celebrity relationships is certainly a whole lot of fun. And that’s why we’re continuing our look at the betting odds of the potential engagements, marriages and divorces of 2006. Today we’re looking at the fortunes of Jude Law, Sienna Miller, Kevin Pietersen, Caprice, Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones.

So here’s Tuesday’s set of 2006 celebrity relationships betting odds, with help from SportingOdds.com…

Jude Law and Sienna Miller to get married: This time last year, the
betting odds for a Jude Law / Sienna Miller marriage would have been
much shorter. They were the golden couple of British film: Sienna was a
rising starlet and Jude was internationally famous enough to be
relentlessly ridiculed at the Oscars. But then Jude Law went and dicked
the nanny of his kids and things suddenly went pear-shaped for the
couple. Sienna decided to stick with Jude, then she dumped him, then
she might have got back together with him. Or she might not. So right now the
chances of Jude Law and Sienna Miller getting married aren’t as clear
as you would imagine. And also - once they’re married - Sienna won’t
get to be papped in magazines as much, and we get the feeling that she
quite likes that. Current marriage odds - 7/1

Kevin Pietersen and Caprice to get engaged - You all know who Kevin
Pietersen is; he’s the cricketer with the stupid hair that helped win
the Ashes for England even though he’s not really that English. And
Caprice is equally famous as the drink-driving Celebrity Big Brother
star with a sideline in selling knickers and releasing terrible
forgotten singles like Oh Yeah. And Kevin and Caprice are now
apparently an item. But will they get engaged? We think they probably
will - Caprice seems to be the sort of girl who enjoys getting engaged
to all sorts of people. Would the engagement get as far as a marriage?
Who knows? Current engagement odds - 20/1

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones to divorce - Catherine Zeta
Jones and Michael Douglas have been the subject of a lot of cruel jokes
at the expense of their marriage since they got together in 1998. He’s
old enough to be her father, she’s the uber-ambitious actress climbing
the social ladder by marrying a sugar daddy… the list goes on. Would
Catherine and Michael get divorced this year? Unlikely - they appear to
be very much in love. And also, a divorce would spoil Catherine’s evil
long term plan of being made the sole beneficiary in Michael’s will and
then bumping him off by having sex with him until his dicky ticker
explodes. Or something. Current divorce odds - 16/1

Tomorrow we’ll give you another set of 2006 relationships betting odds. But if you can’t possibly wait until then, swing by SportingOdds.com to see the full list. And don’t forget to place a few bets here and there - divorce has never been so much fun!

[story by Stuart Heritage]