This week, something momentous happened to hecklerspray; someone actually left a comment about Ray Quinn from X Factor that wasn't written in text-speak – impressive you'll agree. Oh, and we racked up our 10 millionth page impression too.

For a sarcastic little celebrity blog like hecklerspray, 10 million page impressions in less than two years is fairly incredible, and we're beside ourselves with joy about it – it's literally beyond our wildest dreams. Well, not literally – Shakira hasn't read hecklerspray and become so enamoured with it that she's offered to volunteer as our in-office exotic dancer yet – but it's beyond several of our crushingly mediocre dreams. And it's all down to you, too – if it weren't for you lot reading hecklerspray all the time we'd be wanking in the wind*.

So, you know, thanks. 10 million page impressions is wonderful and – since we're getting bigger every week – it won't be long before we're back pestering you about reaching 20 million. 

*We do mean that literally. We got arrested for it once.