10 Million Hecklers And Counting…
Then buzz it up
March 19th, 2007 at 10:00 by Stuart Heritage
This week, something momentous happened to hecklerspray; someone actually left a comment about Ray Quinn from X Factor that wasn't written in text-speak - impressive you'll agree. Oh, and we racked up our 10 millionth page impression too.
For a sarcastic little celebrity blog like hecklerspray, 10 million page impressions in less than two years is fairly incredible, and we're beside ourselves with joy about it - it's literally beyond our wildest dreams. Well, not literally - Shakira hasn't read hecklerspray and become so enamoured with it that she's offered to volunteer as our in-office exotic dancer yet - but it's beyond several of our crushingly mediocre dreams. And it's all down to you, too - if it weren't for you lot reading hecklerspray all the time we'd be wanking in the wind*.
So, you know, thanks. 10 million page impressions is wonderful and - since we're getting bigger every week - it won't be long before we're back pestering you about reaching 20 million.
*We do mean that literally. We got arrested for it once.
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March 19th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Wow well done.This is the best place for a sarky giggle at all the narcissists known as celebs .Keep it up.
March 19th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Well done to you all.
March 19th, 2007 at 11:13 am
And you can’t even be bothered to list all 10 million of us by name. You fuckers. (well done)
March 19th, 2007 at 11:17 am
Dear Guys
Just wanted to congratulate you all on the excellent service you provide. I am a avid fan of your writings having deserted all other gossip magazines.
I wanted to thankyou for always making me laugh. It is a brilliant website/blog and long may you all reign.
Well done again.
Dr Rita Pal
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March 19th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
HecklerSpray is my homepage. Says it all really. Onwards to 20,000,000!
March 25th, 2007 at 2:33 am
Yes, a rapid achievement. Or as slave Elliott Mintz would say, “For a newcomer, this is incredibly impressive”.