So, the super educated, talented, intelligent, beautiful actress, Emma Watson, recently posed for Vanity Fair magazine to pimp out her new beastiality meets Stockholm syndrome flick, Beauty and the Beast.
Inside the magazine, Emma poses for some pics showing some side and underboob and for some reason people are losing their damn minds and coming at her for posing topless while claiming to be feminist. Jesus take the wheel here with me today…
Emma, being the well-spoken delight she is, wasn’t going to take such stupid hate sitting down, and clapped back very eloquently:
It just always reveals to me how many misconceptions and what a misunderstanding there is about what feminism is. Feminism is about giving women choice. Feminism is not a stick with which to beat other women with. It’s about freedom, it’s about liberation, it’s about equality. I really don’t know what my tits have to do with it. It’s very confusing. I’m confused. Most people are confused. No, I’m always just quietly stunned.
She also made this face, which was probably my exact same face when I heard about the stupidity of this shit:
Now, you might find this totally shocking, but did you know that it’s actually possible for a woman to be a feminist and feel confident and sexual in her body? In fact, it’s even possible for her to feel that her body is a beautiful thing, not to be ashamed of or hidden. I know, I know, it’s a lot to take in, because how can a woman have tits, show off those tits, AND be feminist?! I mean, it makes no sense! Yet it’s been happening for years! Let’s investigate!
The Spice Girls
That’s right! Believe it or not, the queens of Girl Power and female empowerment HAD BREASTS! Like, TEN boobs in total!
Fiona Apple is so hardcore feminist she wrote an anti-Trump anthem for the women’s march in January, but as you can see from the above picture, she amazingly has breasts she wasn’t trying to totally hide.
Now, we all know Rihanna has breasts, she shows us all the time, But did you know she’s also an outspoken feminist who was named Harvard’s humanitarian of the year? Crazy, right? She gets honoured by Harvard AND has tits she’s not ashamed of? How is that even possible?!
Queen Bey has been preaching feminism for a few albums now, but did you know she also has breasts?! See: above pic.
Katy Perry is pretty new to the whole official feminist game, but you know what’s not new? Her boobs. She’s had those things for years…yet still managed to become a feminist. How odd.
Helen Mirren looooooves talking about how important feminism is. You know what else she loves? Her boobs! I honestly had NO idea you should do both!!!!
Miley is an advocate for women, and trans and homeless youth. She’s also really comfortable with her body, so I guess we shouldn’t take her charity work seriously, right?
Madonna’s been a feminist since before I was born, but she’s also really sexual. Like, can you be both? I thought feminists had to be mega prudes?
Chrissy Teigan: feminist AND shameless public breastfeeder. HUH?
Oh shit, I thought Olivia Wilde was a feminist, but here she is tits out in a magazine breastfeeding her baby! Put that boob away if you wanna call yourself a feminist, girl!
Last minute edit: Told a friend what I was blogging about and she was like LOL, Buzzfeed just did something very similar. But, you know what? I started this shit last night and fell asleep, so I really don’t give a shit about Buzzfeed’s list.