Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's relationship is one built solely on trust. Well, trust and bumming around Africa whoring out their baby for charity. And giving kids dumb names. And Mr & Mrs Smith.
But Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's relationship is in no way built on marriage. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hate marriage. In fact, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hate marriage so much that they felt the need to call a press conference almost exclusively to say how stupid marriage is. And if that helped to take the heat off the Shiloh Nouvel pictures cock-up, then more the better.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Great Namibian Adventure is coming to an end; an adventure which began when Brad Pitt decided that Paris was too stinky to have a baby in, and reinforced when the couple realised that the Namibian government was only too happy to chuck snappers in jail. And that's something Brad Pitt is eternally grateful for, as he told a news conference in a Namibian hotel:
"We are very proud that our daughter was born here, and we leave with fond memories and definitely hungry to return."
As well as all the attention – and paparazzi – that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought to Namibia, the couple are eager to repay the country in other ways, from their £164,000 gift to local hospitals to the documentary about Namibia that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are apparently making. But you know what would make Namibia more happy than anything? A Brad Pitt/ Angelina Jolie marriage, that's what. Not gonna happen, says Angelina:
"There is nothing in the air. The focus is the kids, and we are
obviously extremely committed to the children and as parents together. So that kind of says
it for us, and to have a ceremony on top of it is nothing."
We'll admit that we're not entirely sure why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie decided to call a press conference to diss marriage in front of a bunch of mostly uncaring journalists, but surely it couldn't be that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie want to draw attention away from the giant arse-up over the sale of the Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt baby pictures. Jolie and Pitt had left it up to Getty Images to whore out their baby auction off the images for millions of dollars to the likes of People and Hello magazines, but the bubble inevitably burst after pictures of the divine infant appeared on the internet.
By letting the cat out of the bag before the magazines could run their Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt cover stories, the websites that published the Shiloh Nouvel pictures have spoiled everyone's fun; they all found out a few days earlier that Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt looks exactly like every other baby in the world.
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Jolie And Pitt Deny Wedding Rumours – Associated Press
[story by Stuart Heritage]
K says
MAY CONGRATS JENNIFER ANISTON and Vince Vaughn for being the example of TRUTH, HONESTY and AUTHENTICITY! JEN and Vince relationship is a testment to decency, class and social grace. JEN had Brad when he was a great guy, pre 2005…and now he is this GIANT useless ASS with his superficial whore Angelina and the whored out kids. The moralistic poseur bs sickens me to the core! They are fake and liars! No dignity! NO real example of the decency and/or honesty! Both of which ultimately are the foundation and premise of HUMANITARIANISM! K
Jenny says
Since when do we promote the art of home wrecking so much? What if each person that makes all these “love the Jolie Pitt” blogs and sees their movies and etc. had a better half cheat on them? Hey since all these dumbasses think its so great should we start putting murders and drug dealers on pedistools? What is every one thinking???? Jennifer Aniston is a far far better woman than fat lips with cracks will ever be. Brad is a disgusting pig. Maybe one day Shiloh will marry and her husband will cheat on her with some freak show cracked lip brother french kissing tramp too.