Mariah Carey is currently riding the crest of a wave after her last album reassured the public that she wasn't as much of a mentally defunct diva as they had previously thought.
And now for the cherry on top of Mariah Carey's cake – who cares about singing or talent or anything like that when there's a ceremony prepared to celebrate Mariah Carey's Celebrity Legs Of A Goddess, whatever the flipping shittery that's supposed to mean.
To think, it was just a few years ago that Mariah Carey was being written off by anyone and everyone for making Glitter – a film so bad that it actually seemed to destroy Mariah's mind. She left a bizarre voicemail message on her website that went on and on about rainbows, and disappeared – seemingly forever – into a world of touring tiny out-of-the-way countries and deciding to become a cockney.
But now Mariah Carey is officially back. Her Emancipation Of Mimi album sold a gazillion copies and won a gazillion awards, and Mariah is doing all the things we love her for – like being uncomfortably demanding during Live 8 and telling French waiters that she's just weed in her knicky-knicks.
And – as if that wasn't enough for the babbling, frothing army of Mariah Carey fans – Mariah Carey has now been given the ultimate plaudit; that of having 'Celebrity Legs Of A Goddess'. Next week, Mariah Carey will attend a ceremony where a five-metre statue of her legs will be unveiled. Why?
Call us cynical old bastards, but the fact that Mariah Carey plans to announce a giant 30-date tour during this whole celebrity goddess legs malarky might just have something to do with it. But who cares? As if you a need a reason to travel to New York to gawp at and try to lick a giant statue of Mariah Carey's legs.
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Mariah Carey to be honoured for her 'Goddess legs' – Yahoo!
[story by Stuart Heritage]
AVIAN PATERSON says
hey mariah carey
my name is avian and i’m from grenada and i am a big fan of yours i enjoy every single music of yours and it inspires me a lot.you r my hero in life ,in music
Richard Cranium says
Mariah Carey is a retard (she married a 20-something year old rapper ’nuff said) and her music is a bunch or re-hashed junk from 10-20 years ago.
The only thing she has going for her anymore is her plastic body.
pitshou says
!!! i love you mariah carey
you dont understand how much
and im in love with the song we belong together…(L)
… iil be sure to write to you soon x x x
the songs about belonging to somewun
buh i dnt belong to anywun its juss… argh argh
… its juss a lovely songh
ii wish you all the best with your future xx
leo says
I love you mariah carey
Bryan says
Mariah Carey is a phrase that will become synonymous with another in time….
“Self obsessed, talentless and pointless retard”
ronnycoca says
whoa looks like sumbody’s hate’in
Sam says
The more sucessful & talented you are, the more haters you get. Keep doing your thing Mariah, you’ll be on top for decades just like you have for the past 20 amazing years.
dog says
mariah, you are a sexy goddess! More SUPER SEXY PICS!
violanda says
sos lo + maria carey cuando vallas a un concierto canta la cancion del heroe y dedicamela plis estaria re feliz te ador besosssss…….
sarah says
Go Girl, you deserve eveything you have.
Ledgend!!!
Karina says
(PLEASE READ ALL OF THIS) Hi guys. Yes its true, Mariah Carey is a legend and a beautiful person on the inside and out. Please watch for me on the x factor, Mariah Carey inspired me to become who I am today, when I was 13 I watched the mimi video and I felt so much passion when she sang. I wanted to learn to scream the scream, and so I did, I went into my mom and dads closet and shut the door so it would echo(lol). And then it just came out. And no Im not like (well who cares I can do that to) kinda person. I tried to encorporate it in halo but it didnt really work, and right now I’m still trying to get ahold of singing infront of a kodak camera that videos me and puts me on you tube, I sound different when being vided because it kind of freaks me out. You can check it out on you tube (Halo by Karina) Ill be in the green background. (tried not to smile in it) my voice wasnt good there so much but Ill learn to let go when in front of the camera. Mariah taught me how to do it (the scream), and I grew up and am still growing up with soul and pop singers like beyonce and leona and alicia. And my dream is to become a singer, write music and help people around the world, like the kids in Africa who dont have shoes and need food and medicine, and the people and family’s in Haiti I want to help, I want to sing. I auditioned for the new upcoming X factor, I hope that I can sound better than when I am being vided by a kodak camera in front of my face (lol). There are times when I vided myself alone in the house, and it sounds sooo different and better than when my dad does it in the bathroom with me. But thats my dream to become a singer, and help people who need help, all of them….its hard for me to watch it happen on t.v and then I cant do anything about it……..I just have to stand there and watch……. Not anymore, I want to live my dream and help them at the same time. Please vote for me on the X factor……Dont know what will happen, I just know that I have to try.