Well, you didn’t even realise did you? You’re all satanists. Sorry that you had to find out from us, but that’s the way the biccie breaks. JK Rowling is apparently the world’s most famous exponent of Lucifer himself.
The Vatican’s chief exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth (did you even know they had a chief exorcist?!) has warned Harry Potter‘s schoolhouse japes are beguiled by The Prince Of
Darkness and are helping to inspire a generation of Satanists and sinners!
Sounds good eh?
So Harry Potter (Books) turns people into Satanists. It must be true – Father Gabriele Amorth says so:
"You start with Harry Potter, who comes across as a likable wizard,
but you end up with the Devil. There is no doubt that the signature of
the Prince of Darkness is clearly within these books. By reading Harry
Potter a young child will be drawn into magic and from there it is a
simple step to Satanism and the Devil."
Even the Pope himself got in on the act by muttering that the
simple, harmless, although admittedly geeky Harry Potter stories are full to
bursting with:
"Seductions which act unnoticed and by this deeply distort Christianity in the soul, before it can grow properly."
Would it be fair to assume that these remarks
reek? If this were Salem hundreds of years ago, we’d be burning Rowling
at the stake and doing jigs and reels in celebration! However, this
being 2006 we are reminded of all the alleged abuse handed out by men
of the cloth, and how they might do better to promote contraception in
AIDS-riddled Africa as opposed to being twattish about a children’s
book.
Maybe Rowling should stoke the fire by claiming
the ‘Harry Potter is bigger than Jesus’. God knows we could do with some
bible belt born-agains hopping around on our screens this week!
Perhaps we should run a poll…
Has reading Harry Potter turned you into a worshipper of Beelzebub?
Have you found your bedroom covered in Pentangles after watching any films on wizardry?
Have you seen Merlin down the Co-op and pulled his hat off to reveal perfectly formed goat horns?
Have you continually ignored the advice of pious priests who dish out pointless advice?
If so, call our HQ and we’ll give you a tall pointed hat, a cauldron and a book of spells.
Read more:
JK ROWLING ‘LURES KIDS TO SATAN’ – Contactmusic
[story by Mof Gimmers]
Scott says
Ya know, I’m so sick of hearing this giant load of BS. No one ever attacked any story having to do with satanic activity before, and believe me, there have been plenty. The story takes place in a FICTIONAL PLACE…IT’S FICTION!!!!! Get over the fact that they practice magic (which by the way is white magic) When a story comes out where students are practicing dark magic, then you can start bitching about it. Until then, go find something better to waste your time bitching about…oh, and go fuck yourself!!!!
Cassie Stephens says
Being a Christian myself, I read the books and enjoy them very much. All my friends as well! I think it’s far stretch to say that reading the books turns you into a worshipper of Satan. From what I’ve read magic and worshipping Satan are two different things. Satan could actually care less if your doing magic or not, all he cares about is hate and his own praise. So for all you Christians out their that may read this…I’m not going to say sorry that I read these books, because I know where my heart truly lies and I can decern what is bad and good. Now I do caution some kids reading the books, but if parents and the child themselves know what is good and bad then let them read them! J.K. Rowling is just an author and a good one at that, I don’t think she went in and said: “Let’s see how can I turn a child to worship Satan?” No, I don’t think so! She has children herself! She cannot change people, people change people!! So help us, we worry about little stuff like this, when right under our noses people are re-writing the Bible, their is hate in the world and wars. Before anyone comes to the table with a matter like this, mainly religious leaders they need to think before they speak… Look at your own religion, I grantee your beliefs are messed up and not under Christ. If this raddles a few people, all I have to say is: GOOD!!
Ravi says
Well you know I think there should be a change of pope and change of the father I think they are filthy mudbloods of no use and wow what a statement HP is leading us to make sins I tell you I would have liked to use the cruciatus curse on these two idiots who are trying to spoil our innocent adventure. And surely their views are that of 14th century they are not at all genuine and they do not have any right to speak such foolish things in public. I think so they both need retirement as they are quite old now(just passing comments for annoying the HP fans).