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T Rajeevnath, an award winning Indian film maker, is set to make a biopic of the life of Mother Teresa. Obviously, casting for this role is quite difficult. Mostly because finding someone to play the part of a saintly god pest in Hollywood is, quite frankly, impossible. Hollywood celebs are polar opposites to the do-good japes of the famous nun, and their antics are more akin to self promotion and shameless attention seeking.
Naturally, T Rajeevnath has put the feelers out for Paris Hilton for the role.
Mother Teresa lookalike Paris Hilton (Stuff) is obviously more famous for starring in the biffer-vid One Night in Paris, but this hasn’t stopped T Rajeevnath from wanting her to play the wrinkly old do-gooder in his new film. Rajeevnath was drawn to her – and her morals – as she recently turned down the chance to flash her flange in Playboy. He claimed:
"My
agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton."
hecklerspray recalls a recent conversation with the director when he
said, "That film about that wrinkled nun? Yeah yeah, we’re saying we’re
gonna get Paris Hilton in on it, but really, she’s a bit wank, and
we’re just doing it to get some publicity." However, we had been
drinking that day, and our collective memory does have a habit of
playing the trick on us.
But if the newly moralistic Paris Hilton decides to take up this once in a lifetime chance to play Mother Teresa, she’ll have to prepare to have her entire history dredged up. Rajeevnath claimed that:
"Although there are a number of actresses
willing to play the role of Mother Teresa – the most widely respected
and loved person – the history of the actress who is finally chosen for
the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen."
So,
aside from looking bugger all like Mother Teresa (once alive, now in
heaven), any would-be actress will have their past rummaged through,
and possibly pissed on. OK that last bit is a fib.
All we can do is wait, and hope that T Rajeevnath’s eyes get better.
Read more:
Paris Hilton = Mother Teresa? – Monsters And Critics
[story by Mof Gimmers]