2006. The birth of a brand new year, full of endless possibilities. Maybe a cure for all disease will be discovered. Maybe world peace will be achieved. And maybe Madonna will get divorced.
We’re seeing in the new year with a week of very special set of betting odds – the 2006 relationships betting odds. Who’ll get married, who’ll get engaged and who’ll get divorced before December 31st? We’ve got the odds right here.
Starting with Madonna, Guy Ritchie, Wayne Rooney, Coleen McLoughlin and Frank Bruno, here’s today’s set of 2006 Relationships betting odds, with help from SportingOdds.com…
Madonna And Guy Ritchie To Get Divorced – Madonna is a woman in
charge of her image. She only lets the world see of her what she wants
to show. Except for that time she stacked it off a horse, of course. So
it’s hard to tell what the state of her marriage to Guy Ritchie is
like. There are always reports in newspapers that the couple are always
having big fights, but divorce has never been mentioned. Still –
Madonna might be going on a long tour this year, which could put a
strain on their relationship. And – to be fair – if we were Madonna,
we’d divorce Guy Ritchie after watching Revolver. Current divorce odds
– 16/1
Wayne Rooney And Coleen McLoughlin To Get Married – A lot gets made
of why Coleen McLoughlin sticks with ogre-faced, pensionable
prostitute-screwing millionaire Wayne Rooney. Could it be that he gets
paid inordinate amounts of money for kicking a ball about for an hour
and a half a week and she’d probably be working in Superdrug if they
had never met? Who knows. If Coleen is after Wayne’s money, though,
she’d want to get married to him as quickly as possible so that she’d
be able to screw him over in the divorce settlements. Will Coleen and
Wayne tie the knot in 2006? The odds are saying "probably", if only so she’d be able to get a surname that doesn’t sound like a dog choking on a string of spaghetti. Current
marriage odds – 3/1
Frank Bruno To Get Engaged To Anyone – Depending on who you are,
Frank Bruno is either a lion of a man who beat the odds to rule the
world of heavyweight boxing with deference and grace, or a mad divorced
cocaine addict who scared his ex-wife into thinking that he might beat
her up. And he’s single! Girls, form an orderly queue. There’s a very
good chance that Frank Bruno might get engaged to somebody – anybody –
in 2006, though we’re not too sure why. Current engagement odds – 2/1
Tomorrow we’ll give you another set of 2006 relationships betting odds. But if you can’t possibly wait until then, swing by SportingOdds.com to see the full list. And don’t forget to place a few bets here and there – divorce has never been so much fun!
[story by Stuart Heritage]