Ah, Mariah Carey. During hecklerspray’s short but productive lifespan, she’s always been a firm point-and-laugh favourite of ours.
Forever supplying the world with baffling stories of OTT diva-antics and hilarious public gaffes, we had nevertheless presumed that Carey would have chilled out and given things a rest over the Christmas period.
How wrong we were.
Like some sort of female David Brent (except with slightly smaller breasts, obviously) Mariah Carey (CDs) was chomping down in a fancy French restaurant when she decided to impress the native waiters with a display of her multi-lingual skills.
Intending to say "That meal was wonderful, I’ll have to come here again," Mariah summoned over one of the staff and told him:
"Ce repas était si excitant que je me suis fait dessus."
The thing is, however, that the statement meant something else entirely. Apparently Mariah had been duped by a naughty prankster buddy of hers. The correct translation of what she said is as follows:
"That meal was so thrilling, I’ve just wet myself."
At which point the assembled waiters presumably backed away uncomfortably and went to find a mop.
Whether Mariah Carey has enacted any revenge on the japester in question remains unknown. hecklerspray would suggest that the joke-player is tied down to a chair and made to listen to Carey’s entire back catalogue six times over, but then that’s probably illegal under the human rights act or something.
So she could just force him to watch the traditionally depressing Christmas episode of Eastenders instead. Let’s face it – that’d teach anybody a lesson.
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[story by C J Davies]
Digigeek says
haw haw haw. how funny. i almost wet myself too with ur dried joke. no wonder u guys had and will have a short lifespan. grow up u dumb hecklers.
Hunter Cole says
Perhaps it was “Pardon my French.”
I wonder why she was so intent on trying to say something in French when she obviously doesn’t know.
It’s sort of like the rest of her career. Bon jour!
?????? says
that’s mean! i would get so mad at my friend! i would even slap them! Wouldn’t u? well, it’s not even funny.
James says
Good article. Actually it is funny and it serves her right for being such an attention grabbing idiot lost in showbiz diva.
Keep up the good work CJ.
cameron says
ummm… i dunno if anyone in england, including you hunter cole, has actually been paying attention to what music is popular, but mariah carey has been nominated for eight grammies this year. i’m sure you were too busy at the dentist, or maybe eating your excellent traditional cuisine to hear the news that she’s successful again. so, just letting you know…
Taz says
I almost felt asleep reading the article zzzzzzzzzzzz
Rab says
Nice one Cameron! A tasty bit of racism. That was British sarcasm, by the way. Since when has the Grammies or success ever been an indication of quality? If that was true the vapid and unoriginal shit which the US and UK charts drown in every year would actually have some kind of lasting power instead of being forgotton the instant another 5 minute band comes along.
Kerry says
Shut up all of you. Whoever on her is making fun of mariah you obviously have nothing else to do but bad mouth celebrities either because you are jealous, or your untalented or your some fat ass computer nerd. mariah is an amazing singer and the fact of the matter is, people are listening to her sing and buying her music so obviously shes doing something right, so shut up, get off the internet and find a real date because eharmony isn’t always going to find you the winners that you deserve.
l says
mariah admitted wetting herself 2 years ago on holiday .In a lift!
Because she wes tipsy and the toilet was unavailable
Maybe she really did wet herself again.
Even so i stil love mariah i mean everyone has accidents
Kevin says
Wow, Computer Nerds and tragically hip old white dudes suck! Why spend your whole life trying to get back at the popular girl who wouldn’t give you the time of day in highschool????