Now that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have decided to officially end their ridiculous sham of a marriage, they can both concentrate on new pastures.
For Jessica Simpson, that means continuing to carve out her niche as a popular massive-jawed orange Hollywood actress with a father that can’t stop talking about her knockers. But for the infinitely less famous Nick Lachey, things are different. Nick is planning to exploit the only thing people know him for: he’s signed to star in an opportunistic sitcom playing – that’s right – a newlywed.
Nick Lachey (CDs) has been scouring the Former Reality TV Star wasteland
for a few years now. He’s already tried to be a singer
and failed miserably. So now Nick is trying the traditional number two
‘what do I do now?’ choice: acting.
Nick has already appeared on a few episodes of Charmed, and his
performances seem to have impressed producers enough to offer him his
own sitcom. And what better way to keep his name in the headlines than
by making the sitcom exactly like his life. Exactly.
Nick Lachey will play a baseball star navigating a new marriage in a
sitcom pilot for the WB network, written by Danny Jacobson, who co-created
rubbish Helen Hunt sitcom Mad About You, according to spokesman Paul
McGuire:
"Nick is a huge talent with a major following and Danny is a brilliant,
seasoned comedy writer. We hope it’s a good match."
If successful, the sitcom pilot will fit into WB schedules in autumn 2006.
It’s not a new thing for celebrities to star in sitcoms that reflect
the only thing they’re famous for. Last month Ashton Kutcher announced
his plans for a sitcom about a man who marries a really old, much more successful wife. And now Nick Lachey is jumping on the funbus, too.
How closely Nick’s new sitcom sticks to the formula of his own
marriage remains to be seen. It’s unclear, for instance, whether or not
Nick’s new sitcom wife will be another bright orange Desperate Dan
lookalike in a dress.
Or if the sitcom newlyweds will get married for fame, only to
squeeze the last drop of affection out of the relationship for monetary
gain.
Or if the sitcom newlyweds will sleep around a lot.
Or if the sitcom newlyweds’ charade of a
marriage will limp on for a year longer than either of them wanted it
to.
Or if the wife’s father will only ever talk about his daughter’s boobies in a creepy way.
Read more:
Nick Lachey to play Newlywed in TV Pilot – ABC
[story by Stuart Heritage]
tanz says
NO DISRISPECT TO THIS GAL BUT SHES IS THICK AS TWO PLANKS OF WOOD..REALLY WHY DUMP NICK LACHEY…SHES SO DUMB SHE BELIVES THE MOST PATHETIC THINGS IN THE WORLD OH NICK FLIRTED WITH SO N SO…DO U KNW THAT FOR SURE? WHY JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS U SILLY GIRL WHY THROW ALL THAT AWAY OVER SOMETHING STUPID. HE LOVED U N EVRY 1 CUD C THAT N IF U TRULEY LOVED HIM U WOULDNT OF THROWN HIM AWAY DOES IT EVER OCCOUR TO YOU WHAT HE MUST BE FEELING..NO COZ UR SELFISH..SELFISH LITTLE DADDIES GAL AINT U!!
bailey gorman says
i think yall should stay together cuz yall make such a cute couple.i wish me and my boyfriend were yall.
JOANNA CHAENY says
YOU MADE A COMITMET TO GOD FOR BETTER OR WORSE. YOU TWO HAVE EVERYTHING AND ARE IDLES TO SO MANY IF THE MOST LOVING COUPLE IN THE WORLD CANT MAKE IT WORK OUT AND HONER THERE WORD TO GOD THEN WHAT KIND OF EXAMPEL ARE YOU SETTING? i WANT TO BELEAVE IN FOREVER DONT YOU?