It’s been a while since Paris Hilton has been in the news. Over the last few months we’ve seen Paris Hilton split with her fiance and watch as her TV show The Simple Life was cancelled. And then: nothing.
Starved of the limelight, Paris Hilton did the only she she could – she got her car all smashed up in a needless road accident. We’d be impressed, if only Lindsay Lohan hadn’t done the exact same thing last month.
Paris Hilton (DVDs) has been keeping something of a low profile lately,
what with having no fancy engagement or fancy TV show to talk about.
There have been a few attempts to get Paris back into the headlines;
she denied that she ever had sex with Tom Sizemore and it was also pointed
out that she lives in the house next to where Christian Slater fell off
a roof last week, but nobody really took the bait with those stories.
So Paris, possibly sensing that her star was fading, knew what was
needed: the paparazzi-fuelled car smash – just like Lindsay Lohan had,
only less spectacular. This was a low-speed, two-vehicle accident, and
proud of it.
Paris was in the passenger seat of her $162,000 Bentley, as her
latest boyfriend Stavros Niarchos attempted to drive the car out of an
LA parking lot teaming with Paparazzi early on Wednesday morning. With
a jumper over his head.
Harvey Levin of TMZ.com, which is showing
footage of the accident, told E! Online:
"Out of nowhere he just guns it and slams into this commercial truck right in front of him. Then she seemed startled and then kind of gunned it again and came within inches of striking a person, then gunned it a third time and made a clean getaway."
A few moments later, another member of the Paparazzi caught up with Hilton’s Bentley, and grabbed footage of Stavros yelling "Baby, I’m fucking scaring myself!" while Paris screams "Stop!"
Police then stopped Hilton’s car and, although another passenger in the car told them that "I’m the only sober one," no sobriety tests were conducted. Paris got the last word, however, by blowing a kiss and telling officers "We love the police."
The LAPD is conducting an internal investigation into the behaviour of officers on the scene. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton is expected to continue copying whatever Lindsay Lohan does by soon starring in a shit film about rubbish twins.
Read more:
Hilton’s Hollywood Smash-Up – E! Online
[story by Stuart Heritage]
GRC says
Oity she didn’t do a Princess Di..
Av..XoXo says
Well all said is just stupid!!